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What a frightful experience I just endured! Tonite at work, sleazy porn people entered in swarms. Not, like, porn patrons or anything, but actual porno girls from L.A. and porno bigwigs who own their production companies. They were very, very drunk--and they had fireworks. Christ, the debauchery that ensued... One of the porno girls was only 19 years old, and her name was also Mia. She said she's been doing porn for only 2 months. She explained to me in detail her "first experience with a black cock" (ha--yeah, there was a dude attacheed to it), which was, yes, on camera. "It was thicker than a coke can and 13-inches long. I used to have a really tight vagina because the only person I'd ever had sex with before I started doing porn was my boyfriend. Now my vagina's not so tight anymore." The same girl later sat in the back of the store and masturbated herself with a Hitachi magic wand while all of the porno-posse watched, at the suggestion of the general manager of my store. Actually, that was the condition under which the general manager said he would give her the Hitachi for free because she was going to buy it. I tried to act as nonchalant as possible about it as I manned the register, but...WTF??? I felt like I was trapped in an episode of the Twilight Zone. It was so surreal, and I felt so detached from the scene even though I was very much there. And, of course, all the sleazy porno dudes were looking at me, like, "Oh, hey...you're pretty cute...what's up? Wanna get naked on camera for money?" One of the guys was this greasy-looking motherfucker who weighed about 400-lbs. He had slicked back black hair, and he wore a baseball jersey and gold chains. Is it absolutely necessary for these people to fit the stereotypical mold? What a fucking circus. Tits were flying, all the girls were incessantly making out with each other and feeling each other up. They were trying to get handsy with me at various points, but I was very much not down. Gosh, I can't wait to find a new job. Something "normal," hopefully. Porngirl Mia had me pegged immediately: "You don't look like somebody who's into porn." And how.
I'm going to go shower now.
I'm going to go shower now.