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There I was, reading my copy of How To Write A Book For Dummies For Dummies (they really do make one of those for everything) when I went to the computer to test out my newly learned writing skills, began to type and realized the computer was turned off! So, I turned it on and nothing happened. I didn't understand why it wasn't starting. I waited a couple of minutes for something to happen when I noticed that the computer was unplugged! I plugged it in and then turned it on and still, nothing happened! So, I went to find my copy of How To Fix Computers For Dummies. I couldn't figure it out! I thought it might have been an electrical problem, so I plugged something else into the outlet and it didn't work either. So, I went to get my copy of Fixing Electrical Sockets For Dummies. Well, that wasn't much help at all! So, I went to get my copy of What To Do When Your Books For Dummies Don't Make Sense For Dummies. Well, that book was fuckin' worthless! I finally just moved my computer to a different electrical outlet. Moving Computers For Dummies wasn't very helpful, but fortunately, What To Do When You Don't Understand Moving Computers For Dummies For Dummies helped me out a little bit. I'm fuckin' exhausted!.