Oh, hell no!
I went to the break room at work to get some coffee today and came upon three women wildly shaking the vending machine in unison. This is just one of those moments you had to be there for yourself to witness to truly appreciate. They looked hilarious! There they were teamed up, girating and angrily pushing with all of their might. Desperate for that snack! lol! I am easily amused at work. I thought to myself "these bitches are hungry!" That amused me to a tremendous degree. Being the dork that I am and being in a horridly boring environment, I began to think of a few limericks (sp?)
"If I don't get my apple pie, I swear somebody's gonna fuckin' die!"
"My nerves are on edge and I'm on the rag! I need Doritos NOW! Give me that bag!"
"Oh, hell no! It didn't give me my food and it took my buck! Give it up now cuz I'm hungry as fuck!"
"I have PMS and I need something sweet! Whose ass am I gonna have to beat?!"
Well, that was my self amusement for the day. lol!
"If I don't get my apple pie, I swear somebody's gonna fuckin' die!"
"My nerves are on edge and I'm on the rag! I need Doritos NOW! Give me that bag!"
"Oh, hell no! It didn't give me my food and it took my buck! Give it up now cuz I'm hungry as fuck!"
"I have PMS and I need something sweet! Whose ass am I gonna have to beat?!"
Well, that was my self amusement for the day. lol!