Disappointed: that you were so smelly Relieved: when someone gave you a new deoderant Excited: because you got a free trip to rock climb Mt. Everest Coffee: getting motivated to climb Mt. Everest Tape on windows: because you were paranoid of government spies and mutant bugs, you taped your windows Public Safety Building: Where they took you when you got too paranoid and started ranting about deoderant and mutant bugs
Man, being given deoderant, being able to climb Mt. Everest... You people are making up way cooler stuff then anything that would happen to me! I almost don't want to write about the actual occurances, 'cause they pale in comparision. Heh.
Dan woke up this morning very disappointed. He didn't know why, and that rather annoyed him. So he started walking around his town in hopes of finding out why he was so disappointed. Eventually, he came across a homeless man with a sign that said "The End is Near". He had seen this sign yesterday, and was relieved to find out that the end wasn't as near as he had thought. He continued walking, still rather disappointed, but not sure why. The next thing he knew, he found a new coffee shop that was filled with living flowers and photographs and book trading centers and was playing Tito Puente. This was extremely exciting to Dan, who promptly bought some of the best coffee he'd ever tasted. As he was drinking his coffee, a British woman came up to him and asked for directions to Vancouver. Dan was a bit mystified, as Vancouver was rather far away, but he attempted to give her directions. With no pens or paper, he was forced to use his ever present roll of duct tape and make a map on the window. She thanked him, and offered him a ride to
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Relieved: when someone gave you a new deoderant
Excited: because you got a free trip to rock climb Mt. Everest
Coffee: getting motivated to climb Mt. Everest
Tape on windows: because you were paranoid of government spies and mutant bugs, you taped your windows
Public Safety Building: Where they took you when you got too paranoid and started ranting about deoderant and mutant bugs
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You, miss Bean, are so fuckin' awesome!
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