I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, 'cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
Shamelessly stolen from the ever-lovely cecism. Hell, stealing's the least of my problems here.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I set eragone's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month cantinera and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-199 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
danamulder
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I set eragone's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month cantinera and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-199 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
danamulder