Life = Joke: part II
Here's the latest installment of my life as a joke.
Sunday night after waiting till past 5 pm to leave Tulsa, I stopped at QT to fill up with gas so that I wouldn't have to stop on the way back to Dallas (normal). Well, I get out, pump the gas (normal), go to the restroom (normal), and attempt to open the car door to get back in but I break the handle off the door (not normal). Yes folks, I'm officially super-human, and I can rip handles right off doors. Better watch out. So now, I have to get in my car from the passenger side, because I RIPPED THE HANDLE OFF MY DOOR! It broke off right in my hand (not effing normal). And it's going to cost $200 to get it fixed.
This is my life as a joke.
On a totally different note. I met a wonderful woman today while I was hanging out with my mom during her chemo treatment. She spoke no english and she was sitting with her son while he was receiving his chemo. We had a nice conversation in which she complimented my spanish, and told me that I was a gift from god because people with hearts like mine are rare in this world. This after a 20 minute conversation. She really made my day. What a wonderful woman. I wonder if she could fix my door...
Sunday night after waiting till past 5 pm to leave Tulsa, I stopped at QT to fill up with gas so that I wouldn't have to stop on the way back to Dallas (normal). Well, I get out, pump the gas (normal), go to the restroom (normal), and attempt to open the car door to get back in but I break the handle off the door (not normal). Yes folks, I'm officially super-human, and I can rip handles right off doors. Better watch out. So now, I have to get in my car from the passenger side, because I RIPPED THE HANDLE OFF MY DOOR! It broke off right in my hand (not effing normal). And it's going to cost $200 to get it fixed.
This is my life as a joke.
On a totally different note. I met a wonderful woman today while I was hanging out with my mom during her chemo treatment. She spoke no english and she was sitting with her son while he was receiving his chemo. We had a nice conversation in which she complimented my spanish, and told me that I was a gift from god because people with hearts like mine are rare in this world. This after a 20 minute conversation. She really made my day. What a wonderful woman. I wonder if she could fix my door...