Okay so I've decided to update. Look at me go!
Nothing too exciting going on here in Iowa (surprised?). Yes, I have had some corn and it was damn tasty. I'm not a fan of corn, but you can't beat our corn on the cob. Yum. Especially when it squirts across the table and hits the relative/friend/acquaintance of your choosing.
I finally got to go up and visit friends at Iowa (Uh oh! What a traitor I am!) so that was cool. And we had the best pizza in the world. Well, aside from Rachel's super sexy barbequed chicken pizza of course, oh yum. Rachel, you should fax me some of that to my dad's office, okay thanks.
I've mostly been working (I am the motherfucking king of sterilizing, bitch!) and kicking it with the homies all sorts of D-Port style (see: being completely obnoxious and making people stare). Jamming to Beck, Counting Crows, and random eighties dance music (old people apparently don't like dance-offs while in the car).
Yesterday was packed full of super fun graduation parties. My lil' childrens are all growing up so quickly! So anywho, I got to see tons of cool people I haven't seen since spring break, some actually since I've been out of high school. It's strange how that all works. These past few days I've actually been hanging out with some people I was never very close to at North. It's times like these when I realize that there were some really cool people who went there, even if the majority of my class was composed of complete skankwhores. Got to see my bud Jon and Haley came into town from Cedar Rapids to party it up! And my naked partner, Ashley...I'm a bad friend and didn't call her. I've been really enjoying my time back.
Tomorrow I start my two classes. Ick. Oh well, easy credits and being able to graduate on time are both positive aspects of this coming adventure. And then work after class Wednesday and Thursday.
And I'll leave you with lots of pictures. Lots. And by lots I mean lots. From the parking lot of Taco Bell to my car in front of Missy’s house...where we goofed around for an hour and had some strangely deep conversations...fun was had by all. Then Missy, Zac, Pat, and Steve walked by not realizing we were there. So my memory card ran out of space (yes, there are a lot more pictures than shown...some not so PG-13 rated and such) before we watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show (my first time watching the entire thing) and discussed sexual organs, so no pictures from that, sorry, I know you really wanted those ones. Enjoy, I miss you all very much and hope summer is as fantastic for you as it is for me!
Emma and Jasmine break out the kung fu curb fighting at Taco Bell.
First picture continued. And then Jasmine fell on her ass. And the Taco Bell people stared from inside the building.
Jasmine all pouty-like.
Emma!
Am I sleeping here? I’m confused apparently. Damn that flash!
The fish!
Look Emma, over there!
Emo Jazzy!
Emo Emma!
Emo Dan! Okay except I was kind of smiling, damn me! I need to be more emo next time.
Um.
Oh.
Look at that sexy bitch.
AHHH! Angry Emma. Uh oh.
Angry Jazzy! Oh no, look out!
The Emma Pose.
Oh. HOTT>omgLOLZ!1!!
Rock it out!
Eek.
Jazalazz takes her clothes off!
What what!
Dude, we are so hardcore.
Total studs.
HOLLA!
Crazies, cheese it up. Is Jasmine choking? What is going on?
The pouty model look. We’re bringing it back, I’m telling you.
Wait...you did WHAT!?
Well, um, you see what happened was...ah hem.
Zac apparently has some sort of disorder. And Missy is about to cut some bitches up. Steve and Pat in the background being confused, as they should be.
Underwears! Yay!
And if you actually took the time to look through all of those, wow. I warned you though. Aren’t you glad I didn’t post the naughty ones?
EDIT for RANTING: So I was flipping channels and I came across the most disgusting show. Maybe 7th Heaven is normally like this, I don't really know, I've only seen it once before this...but yeah, it was about abstinence. And gah...it made me so angry. This son had sex before marriage (*gasp*) and so his parents were being complete assholes to him, making him feel like he was the worst thing on the planet. Telling him the first thing he needs to do is something about loving Christ and then he needs to get therapy? What the hell? Ugh. People need to realize that abstinence is way outdated. People make their own choices, just tell them to use condoms, it's not that difficult...don't fucking tell them they need to see a therapist. End rant.
I finally got to go up and visit friends at Iowa (Uh oh! What a traitor I am!) so that was cool. And we had the best pizza in the world. Well, aside from Rachel's super sexy barbequed chicken pizza of course, oh yum. Rachel, you should fax me some of that to my dad's office, okay thanks.
I've mostly been working (I am the motherfucking king of sterilizing, bitch!) and kicking it with the homies all sorts of D-Port style (see: being completely obnoxious and making people stare). Jamming to Beck, Counting Crows, and random eighties dance music (old people apparently don't like dance-offs while in the car).
Yesterday was packed full of super fun graduation parties. My lil' childrens are all growing up so quickly! So anywho, I got to see tons of cool people I haven't seen since spring break, some actually since I've been out of high school. It's strange how that all works. These past few days I've actually been hanging out with some people I was never very close to at North. It's times like these when I realize that there were some really cool people who went there, even if the majority of my class was composed of complete skankwhores. Got to see my bud Jon and Haley came into town from Cedar Rapids to party it up! And my naked partner, Ashley...I'm a bad friend and didn't call her. I've been really enjoying my time back.
Tomorrow I start my two classes. Ick. Oh well, easy credits and being able to graduate on time are both positive aspects of this coming adventure. And then work after class Wednesday and Thursday.
And I'll leave you with lots of pictures. Lots. And by lots I mean lots. From the parking lot of Taco Bell to my car in front of Missy’s house...where we goofed around for an hour and had some strangely deep conversations...fun was had by all. Then Missy, Zac, Pat, and Steve walked by not realizing we were there. So my memory card ran out of space (yes, there are a lot more pictures than shown...some not so PG-13 rated and such) before we watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show (my first time watching the entire thing) and discussed sexual organs, so no pictures from that, sorry, I know you really wanted those ones. Enjoy, I miss you all very much and hope summer is as fantastic for you as it is for me!
Emma and Jasmine break out the kung fu curb fighting at Taco Bell.
First picture continued. And then Jasmine fell on her ass. And the Taco Bell people stared from inside the building.
Jasmine all pouty-like.
Emma!
Am I sleeping here? I’m confused apparently. Damn that flash!
The fish!
Look Emma, over there!
Emo Jazzy!
Emo Emma!
Emo Dan! Okay except I was kind of smiling, damn me! I need to be more emo next time.
Um.
Oh.
Look at that sexy bitch.
AHHH! Angry Emma. Uh oh.
Angry Jazzy! Oh no, look out!
The Emma Pose.
Oh. HOTT>omgLOLZ!1!!
Rock it out!
Eek.
Jazalazz takes her clothes off!
What what!
Dude, we are so hardcore.
Total studs.
HOLLA!
Crazies, cheese it up. Is Jasmine choking? What is going on?
The pouty model look. We’re bringing it back, I’m telling you.
Wait...you did WHAT!?
Well, um, you see what happened was...ah hem.
Zac apparently has some sort of disorder. And Missy is about to cut some bitches up. Steve and Pat in the background being confused, as they should be.
Underwears! Yay!
And if you actually took the time to look through all of those, wow. I warned you though. Aren’t you glad I didn’t post the naughty ones?
EDIT for RANTING: So I was flipping channels and I came across the most disgusting show. Maybe 7th Heaven is normally like this, I don't really know, I've only seen it once before this...but yeah, it was about abstinence. And gah...it made me so angry. This son had sex before marriage (*gasp*) and so his parents were being complete assholes to him, making him feel like he was the worst thing on the planet. Telling him the first thing he needs to do is something about loving Christ and then he needs to get therapy? What the hell? Ugh. People need to realize that abstinence is way outdated. People make their own choices, just tell them to use condoms, it's not that difficult...don't fucking tell them they need to see a therapist. End rant.