Comments | damnedscientist: 4 Reasons I’m Glad Not To Be John Crichton

damnedscientist

4 Reasons I’m Glad Not To Be John Crichton

Sep 02, 2011 14:35

Hey, every guy wants to be the all-action hero in the Sci Fi show, right? That’s the whole point: Guys want to be you, hot alien chicks want to (insert something or other here, depending on your kink) with you? "Actually, no," as Aeryn once memorably said to Jack.

Reason One: Aeryn scares the dren out of me.
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Comments 11

vinegar_dog September 2 2011, 20:32:03 UTC

Great entry, ADS, really fun to read!

Okay I see your point (actually your four points) but part of you MUST wish at least a little bit to be JC if nothing else to be able to wear the sexy leather gear, fire Winona and fly the white death pod! Or maybe you already do all three in real life :0
LOL

damnedscientist September 2 2011, 21:00:47 UTC

Thanks for the review, Vinegar Dog.

Yes, I do want to be him a little teeny bit. But it's nothing to do with the leather (well, not with regards to wearing it myself), the guns or the white death pod. I think your icon nicely sums up why I'd really want to be him. Big silly, shippy grin.

nymeria_55 September 3 2011, 14:04:00 UTC

ADS, I absolutely *love* your particular brand of humor and the way you applied it to this article :-)
Are you really trying to convince us you would not face these "terrible" obstacles for the prize at the end? *evil grin*

Well done!!

damnedscientist September 5 2011, 17:24:00 UTC

Thanks, Nymeria.

Well, I may be willing to admit to what you say....

OK, I admit it, it is all done in jest. ;-)

nebari_rebel September 8 2011, 10:32:27 UTC

That was a very entertaining read...I have to say my favorite part was the BBQ dog - horrifying and funny ;)

All very valid, scary reasons...

damnedscientist September 16 2011, 10:42:28 UTC

Dog wasn't awful, but then it wasnt great either: I've never felt the urge to try it since.

Glad you enjoyed it.

damnedscientist September 16 2011, 10:43:23 UTC

Enjoyed the piece, not the dog....!

maverick0324 September 16 2011, 02:23:03 UTC

BWAHAHAHAHA! I loved this entry! Absolutely loved it. <3 <3 I would cite you my favourite bit but seriously I can't because that would be ALL OF IT!

damnedscientist September 16 2011, 10:40:40 UTC

Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

dizzydame September 16 2011, 03:30:22 UTC

And one reason I'm sad I'm not John Crichton:

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damnedscientist September 16 2011, 10:38:44 UTC

LOL!

You make an excellent point, which I heartily agree with.

I'm not deleting the post, though ;-)