Boss, Starscream,

I need to ask you for something, preferably in person.

-Lockdown

Looking for a certian type of food

To my fellow inmates,

I'm looking for an edible substance called 'chocolate'. If anyone knows how or where I can get some, feel free to inform me.

Anybody want or need a bounty hunter for hire?

I'll do the following jobs
-hunting down others and capturing and/or killing them
-bodyguard

I'll accept the following as payment
-weapons
-supplies
-information (this includes information on monsters, inmates, and the institute)

If you have any other type of job in mind, besides the above listed, let me know ( Read more... )

Just out of curiosity, is it possible for organics to live consuming nothing but liquids?

Also, do the refueling sessions ever serve drinks that glow pink?

[Handwriting is sloppy, as if written by someone who has never hand-written before in their life ( Read more... )