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[its_the_mileage]

Peter, Scott:

Have either of you ever heard of a "Luke" and "Han"?

--IJ

Comments

[affictitious]

This whole half of the bulletin board is like a giant Comic Con nerdgasm. Try to keep it in your pants, kids.

[vsyourface]

DO YOU MIND???!! DO I PEEK INTO YOUR PRIVATE NOTES AND POKE FUN AT YOUR NERD BONER?!? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

[affictitious]

I'd hate to see what my sort of nerd boner would do to you.

[vsyourface]

Are you saying your nerd boner is bigger than mine? Them's fightin' words.

[affictitious]

You have no idea.

Consider this my proverbial gauntlet meeting your face.

[Folded, marked "A CHALLENGER APPEARS!"]

[vsyourface]

Oh no you di'n't.

Prove it. Private trivia-off. Right here. Right now. Are you in, or are you out?

[also folded right under it]

[affictitious]

I don't think you're a bad enough dude to win this one.

[Assume this and all notes following are folded and addressed to "Player 2"]

[vsyourface]

Bad Dudes vs DragonNinja. You're gonna have to do better than that to take on the world, Mac.

[following the same pattern. also, you saw nothing.]

[affictitious]

Punch Out!!

Just starting off on easy mode for you, kid. Go home and be a family man. Are we looking for a specific time period here, or is it free reign?

[vsyourface]

Come on, Guile? Street Fighter II? You call that stepping it up? You can do better than that. Show me your moves!

And let's say anything from the NES days on up. Fair deal?

[so much joy rn]

[affictitious]

And?

[you mean BEAUTIFUL.]

[affictitious]

What, I'm the only one trying to ruin your reputation? That's pretty disappointing.

[prettttty much.]

[affictitious]

[There's a big arrow pointing up there to that other kid's first message. Hey, if he was innocent, he was gonna defend himself.]

Try again.