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[its_the_mileage]

Peter, Scott:

Have either of you ever heard of a "Luke" and "Han"?

--IJ

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[these notes were SO POSTED AFTER FIRST SHIFT]

[its_the_mileage]

I ran into Luke this morning. He was convinced I was his friend Han. He asked about a couple of others too, names I didn't know.

[Folded, addressed to Peter only]

[vsyourface]

I've heard that there's a Kirk running around somewhere too. MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO BRING TOGETHER. SCI-FI ICONS.

[Folded, posted after first shift in town; strikeouts are so illegible it's not funny]

[vsyourface]

Wait "Luke" as in

Am I reading what I think I'm reading??!

INDY AND LUKE NERDGASMS ARE GO

Confirming what Peter said. They're from this one movie, with some people. How'd you figure?

Also agreeing: Luke should never ever ever ever EVER say his last name if he can help it. Tell him that name'll bring on more trouble and horror than he can ever imagine around these parts. Seriously. We don't want the same thing that happened to you and Peter and me happening to any more people if we can help it. Think of it as Operation Fourth Wall Barricade or something.

[its_the_mileage]

He was positive he knew me, but he had the name dead wrong. I had a guess about why. It just seemed so far-fetched I was looking to rule it out. Actually, I was expecting you two to shoot it down.

And you want me to track this kid down again and tell him never to tell anyone his last name because it will "bring on trouble and horror"? What is his last name?

[Folded, pinned shut for extra "security". Previous notes removed. Strikeout legible.]

[vsyourface]

Someone has to, if not you. But it would totally indulge my nerdiest fantasies if you did???

It's "Skywalker". And seriously, not kidding. Someone who isn't us is going to recognize that name eventually, and then he'll never get a moment's peace. Especially not if he ends up sensitive to the whole F-I-C-T-YOU-KNOW-THE-REST thing.

[removed]

[its_the_mileage]

[After the exchange with Peter, Indy has taken Scott's note down without a response.]

[affictitious]

This whole half of the bulletin board is like a giant Comic Con nerdgasm. Try to keep it in your pants, kids.

[vsyourface]

DO YOU MIND???!! DO I PEEK INTO YOUR PRIVATE NOTES AND POKE FUN AT YOUR NERD BONER?!? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

[affictitious]

I'd hate to see what my sort of nerd boner would do to you.

[vsyourface]

Are you saying your nerd boner is bigger than mine? Them's fightin' words.