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[vodka_jump]

So did America die yet?

I've heard a lot less loud obnoxious shouting lately, so I thought maybe that's what happened.  I guess maybe he just got too scared and decided to hide in his room and not come out.  Either way, I haven't seen him for a while.
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Comments

[ai_no_minako]

...are you talking about Alfred-san? If so, that's not very nice.

- Minako

[vodka_jump]

Did I use the wrong name? He likes yelling that one so much I thought he'd prefer it.

[ai_no_minako]

No, it's kind of mean to ask if he's dead. I'm pretty sure he's not. I didn't kick him that hard I was told he was "released" a few days ago.

[vodka_jump]

How else would I be sure?

Released? Why'd they let him go?

[osoreirimasu]

I really don't think that's possible.

-Jap Honda Kiku

[vodka_jump]

Everyone here's really weak, so it's definitely possible!

[osoreirimasu]

But to ask if he died in such a manner... And I don't think many people know about us yet...

[vodka_jump]

I wasn't sure what would get his attention the best, so I thought big and flashy. He likes that, da?

[too annoyed to disguise her handwriting]

[nobleobliged]

How horrid! Could you not think of a kinder way to ask? You must use more tact when addressing the public.

- ☆

[vodka_jump]

How else should I ask?

Dear America,

If it's not too much trouble, could you tell me if you've expired yet?

Regards,
Russia

[nobleobliged]

That would have been better than what you did post. But, you did not direct your original message to America, but to the patients. Please consider that writing so callously of death, in light of the night's events our dreams, is in very poor taste. At the very least!

[vodka_jump]

I thought they might know. I haven't seen America around.

Why? It happens frequently doesn't it? Sugar-coating it doesn't help anyone.

[vodka_jump]

Are you certain this is America? I wouldn't be so sure.

[vodka_jump]

It sounded like they were speaking Russian to me. But it did not make me think this is Russia. Cana- Who? Sounds like I should have heard of that one.

Of course it is. It was 1981 before I arrived here. We have been using it since the Bolsheviks. It's a good symbol, da?

[stlg13bomber]

That's not very patriotic of you!

[vodka_jump]

That really depends on what nation you're representing, doesn't it? I am very patriotic, but not when it comes to America.

[stlg13bomber]

Then it's just not nice even if you aren't American.

[vodka_jump]

Well if America's dead, he's less of a bother. If not, then he had to have escaped somehow. Seems kind of cowardly running away like that though. Especially after telling everyone how much of a hero he's supposed to be.