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[vodka_jump]

So did America die yet?

I've heard a lot less loud obnoxious shouting lately, so I thought maybe that's what happened.  I guess maybe he just got too scared and decided to hide in his room and not come out.  Either way, I haven't seen him for a while.
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[ai_no_minako]

...are you talking about Alfred-san? If so, that's not very nice.

- Minako

[vodka_jump]

Did I use the wrong name? He likes yelling that one so much I thought he'd prefer it.

[ai_no_minako]

No, it's kind of mean to ask if he's dead. I'm pretty sure he's not. I didn't kick him that hard I was told he was "released" a few days ago.

[vodka_jump]

How else would I be sure?

Released? Why'd they let him go?

[ai_no_minako]

All you have to do is ask if he's still here.

That's what they do here. They brainwash you into believing that you're the person the doctors say they are, then "release" you.

[osoreirimasu]

Pardon my intrusion, but "released"? You were told he was "released"?

[ai_no_minako]

Yes, that's what Arthur-san told me. Did Do you know him?

[osoreirimasu]

Oh, I was... never told. I see. Thank you.

And yes, I know him. Both of them.

[ai_no_minako]

Sorry to be the one with the bad news. :(

Are you Is this Do you think you're a country, too?

[osoreirimasu]

No, I thank you for your frankness in this situation.

[pen taps] In the simplest of terms, something like that, yes.

[ai_no_minako]

Okay. Then you're welcome, I guess.

Wow, how many of you are there?

[osoreirimasu]

I'm uncertain of the numbers anymore. I am sorry I could provide accurate numbers.

[ai_no_minako]

That's all right. Which country do you are you, if you don't mind the question?

[osoreirimasu]

I don't mind.

My name is Japan. It's a pleasure to make your written acquaintance.

[ai_no_minako]

...seriously? There's a Japan, too?

[osoreirimasu]

Yes?