Comments | damned_bulletin: [clearly written by a ten-year-old]

razmaspaz in damned_bulletin

[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

Aug 09, 2009 20:09

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

*day 43, razputin

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[usual anonymous block letters] pleading_ngri August 10 2009, 03:43:21 UTC

Define 'psychic.' There are several people around with abilities that might fall under that label.

Re: [usual anonymous block letters] razmaspaz August 10 2009, 07:02:52 UTC

Oh, you know. The usual. Telekinesis, levitation, pyrokinesis... that kind of thing.

[So very anon] theroadsofar August 10 2009, 03:50:20 UTC

I wouldn't get mixed up in that kind of crap. Just sayin.

Re: [So very anon] razmaspaz August 10 2009, 07:00:35 UTC

Hey, do you have a problem with people like us? We're not all bad.

Re: [So very anon] theroadsofar August 10 2009, 07:18:06 UTC

I'll believe it when I see it.

Re: [So very anon] razmaspaz August 10 2009, 07:23:33 UTC

Ever heard of the Psychonauts? We They risk our lives AND sanity just so people like you and me can be safe.

So don't you DARE badmouth psychics!

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k4t4str0ph4l August 10 2009, 07:27:50 UTC

Well, if you only like the boring flavors...

razmaspaz August 10 2009, 07:35:35 UTC

I just got done beating up a moustached psychic traitor who wanted to take over the world with tanks powered by the brains of camp kids.

I think I'll stick with the boring flavors for now.

bullygeneraleva August 10 2009, 22:49:17 UTC

Are you serious?

razmaspaz August 11 2009, 00:01:23 UTC

Unfortunately, yeah.

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number_crunch August 10 2009, 08:33:33 UTC

BRING IT!

ANY t, ANY COORDINATES, MY PSYCHES'LL TRASH YOU!

number_crunch August 10 2009, 08:34:52 UTC

Once I finish crunching Landel or whatever the factor just took his place, that is. First things first, then outer inner last. Need my wings.

razmaspaz August 10 2009, 20:15:04 UTC

...bwuh?

1imited_edition August 10 2009, 22:15:29 UTC

He is challenging you to a contest of what I presume to be psychic might at a time and place of your choosing.

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piggy_king August 10 2009, 22:56:05 UTC

You're a psychic?!

What's your name?

razmaspaz August 11 2009, 00:03:21 UTC

Razputin. But you can call me Raz.

Are you psychic too?

piggy_king August 11 2009, 00:31:12 UTC

Nope, I'm not a psychic, but I've met quite a few in my day...

As for my name, it's Porky.

razmaspaz August 11 2009, 00:36:27 UTC

Porky, huh? Well nice to meet you!

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