[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

Aug 09, 2009 20:09

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

*day 43, razputin

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number_crunch August 10 2009, 08:33:33 UTC
BRING IT!

ANY t, ANY COORDINATES, MY PSYCHES'LL TRASH YOU!

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number_crunch August 10 2009, 08:34:52 UTC
Once I finish crunching Landel or whatever the factor just took his place, that is. First things first, then outer inner last. Need my wings.

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razmaspaz August 10 2009, 20:15:04 UTC
...bwuh?

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1imited_edition August 10 2009, 22:15:29 UTC
He is challenging you to a contest of what I presume to be psychic might at a time and place of your choosing.

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razmaspaz August 11 2009, 00:10:39 UTC
A psychic duel, huh? I'm up for it!

Just... name the time and place, because I'm not familiar with the schedule this place runs by.

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1imited_edition August 11 2009, 06:47:08 UTC
Are you a new arrival? If you are not fully aware, your abilities, if significant, are likely under heavy suppression. The same is almost certainly true of your prospective opponent.

There's little to prove and even less to gain.

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[shaky penmanship is shaky] razmaspaz August 11 2009, 17:40:31 UTC
Wha

But

WHAT?! THAT'S BS!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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[still a little shaky, but calmer] razmaspaz August 11 2009, 17:44:41 UTC
PS: I'm STILL gonna have that duel! I don't believe this crap for a second!

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number_crunch August 12 2009, 01:51:01 UTC
Now we're talkin'!

[A copy of the First Floor map has been drawn with a grid. The X and Y axis cross in the Sun Room]
(X,Y) = (0,0)
Let α = fLandel[Institutionalized Integration]
Let β = fLandel[Terabytes of Terror]
β+.5h < t < β+1.5h

Incompletes will be destroyed!

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razmaspaz August 12 2009, 05:44:39 UTC
What does that even mean?

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razmaspaz August 12 2009, 06:54:05 UTC
...

OH!

In an hour, right?

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number_crunch August 12 2009, 07:25:08 UTC
FAIL!

Answers will only be accepted within the set parameters for accuracy!

fLandel is a binary function! That means there's two modes, you hectopascal! And right now, we're in fLandel[Institutionalized Integration].

That's your only hint; calculate the rest by your own hand!

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[AFTER CONVENIENTLY READING ABOUT NIGHTSHIFTS ON THE BB] razmaspaz August 12 2009, 19:02:09 UTC
I was home schooled in the circus, how am I supposed to

Umm. One hour after dark?

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number_crunch August 12 2009, 19:06:56 UTC
BE THERE OR BE SQUARED!

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razmaspaz August 12 2009, 19:23:01 UTC
Whew... Got it!

...isn't it "Be there or be square?"

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[disguised] catstreetblues August 11 2009, 05:31:20 UTC
Now this I gotta see.

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