[warped from
here.]
As Porky stepped through the doorway to the rec field, he suddenly felt queasy. He shut his eyes and readjusted his stance. Ugh...what had just happened? Was Landel pumping nerve gas into the institute or something? Shaking his head and giving himself a light slap on the cheek to help focus, Porky opened his eyes.
"What." Porky said plainly.
As if to say, "No Porky, you're not going crazy, you're going cRaAaAaAzY," the ex-king had somehow wound up in the women's bathroom found next to the sun room. Normally, Porky would have appreciated the warp. Walking around the institute was tedious indeed, and anything that could speed up the process would be welcomed with open arms. There were, however, two points that bothered Porky:
1. Porky had not been planning on visiting the girls' bathroom tonight.
2. Porky had just been fucking warped to the girls' bathroom what the fucking fuck just happened
"Alright, calm down..." Porky whispered to himself as he scanned the room. "All of this is happening for a reason."
Porky slowly walked towards the exit, keeping a close eye out for anything suspicious.