[Excuse the fail, everyone]

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Excuse me, but is anyone here a former an athlete or I guess anyone who actively plays a sport? or someone who knows/knew someone who was an athlete or sorts?

Thanks,

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[vsyourface]

I'm totally a jock! Well, in that way in which no one worth their salt believes I'm a jock? But that's besides the point.

Anyway I did headbutt this one guy into coin oblivion a few months back, though. That hurt for a while.

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Oh

So you don't play any kind of physical sport or--

[Not sure how to take that "coin" comment.]

Are we talking real head butt or were you playing at the arcade?

[Strikeout legible]

[vsyourface]

I played hockey at one point. In grade two

And real head butt. Fake ones don't really get the job done, I've noticed.

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Do you fight a lot or was it just self-defense?

[vsyourface]

More like girlfriend-defense. Also, define "a lot."

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Your girlfriend hits you?! You should think about breaking it off. I've heard it's hard when people are in an abusive relationship, but it's better for you to move on! Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't be the one abused. It's okay!

A lot as in

I fight about once or twice a month, depending on who wants to challenge my claim. So, not a lot I guess, but I still get hit regularly in the head? Yeah.

[Strikeout legible if you squint really hard]

[vsyourface]

No nonononononono dude!!! You've got it totally wrong! I mean like I defend my girlfriend a lot! You kinda have to when a girl has seven evil ex-boyfriends!

And she doesn't hit me unless I do something really stupid anyway and it's not that hard when she

And I guess fights can vary for me? I had like three almost all in a row, then like a few months of nothing before the next one.

if only you could see the look of 8D on his face right now, Scott :/

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Oh wow. Seven? And they're all evil? That sounds very tough.

Oh okay! So does that mean you fight professionally then?! I'm a pro boxer!

[Strike very illegible]

[vsyourface]

Six or seven, yeah. And they're called the League of Evil Ex-Boyfriends or something like that, so I'm guessing they're all evil?

I'm not a professional more like a pro tagonist, but I am the best fighter in my province. Everyone knows that.

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Wow, that`s amazing! Did you beat them all yet?

[vsyourface]

Four down! So far there's been a pirate, a sellout, a vegan, and a lesbian half-ninja. I'm betting the next is a zombie or a monkey or a robot or something. I just noticed this list is something the internet would probably go nuts over.

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A lesbian half-ninja?!

That's How

Wow.

You know, after you're done, you should think about becoming a boxer! You get paid to fight. I think you'd be good! I mean if you can take down a pirate. I don't know if I could!

[vsyourface]

But don't boxers get, like, brain damage if they do it for too long?

[No recollection of what this conversation was originally about.]

WOW this relationship is toxic

[rolling_go]

Uh

Yes, they do which is what this

Anyway! You won't get hit if you're an out-boxer and stay back! You could do that. My defense isn't very good, that's why I get hit so much. I'm not quick enough to get out of the way when I get close.

I bet you are pretty quick! Are pirates- Pirates are quick right? [Yes, he is totally serious and intrigued.]

[vsyourface]

I kinda do get hit a lot. But I always win in the end! That's the important part! Though, maybe not if I ever took up boxing.

I'm pretty quick otherwise, though! The pirate/emo/scenester/whatever I faced had mystical fireball powers or whatever, and I got out of that fight without a scratch!