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“God damn mother fucking cunt faced dumb fucking piece of fucking whore ass bitch pussy sucking cock teasing shit. FUCK!” Bam screamed as he put up the Christmas tree. Ville sat on the couch smoking his cigarette with his legs crossed smiling as Bam put up the 7 ft Christmas tree. Bam put it in the base and screwed it in after having a wrestling match for an hour. He sighed deeply annoyed and turned to Ville, who had the idea to get such a large tree.
“How does it look?” Bam asked him. Ville smiled at Bam warmly and the skater expected praise to come from the Finn’s ruby red lips.
“It looks like it’s about to fall.” Bam’s jaw dropped and he turned being met with a 7ft pine tree falling on top of him. Ville jumped up and looked down at his lover. “Are you okay, Bammie?” Ville asked not making any move to get the tree off him.
“I’m fucking fine.” Bam pushed the tree off him and got up brushing his super lose Adio shirt and baggy jeans off.
“Good now hurry up and put up the tree. I want to decorate it.” Ville said sitting back on the couch and lighting up another smoke. He reached over and turned on the stereo, Christmas music blasted out and Bam grimaced. The skater turned back to the tree with an agitated frown. He picked it up and stuck it in.
“GOD DAMN IT! IT WONT GO IN!” Bam screamed.
“JUST FUCKING STICK IT IN THERE.” Ville yelled over the music.
“I’M FUCKING TRYING. I WANT THIS THING IN THERE AS MUCH AS YOU!” The skater yelled back at the Finnish man.
“MAYBE IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING THEN IT WOULDN’T BE SUCH A HASSLE. I’M GOING TO CALL MIGE IF YOU CANT FIGURE THIS OUT!” The singer snapped. Bam shoved the stump into the stand.
“THERE! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?” The skater asked his hands on his hips in a very faggish way.
“NO. YOU’RE NOT DONE. YOU HAVE TO SCREW IT.” Ville told him pointing to the silver things.
“GOD THIS SUCKS. IT’S SO FUCKING DIFFICULT TO GET SOMETHING UP NOWDAYS.” Bam finally got up and walked over to Ville sighing deeply. He leaned down for a kiss.
“EW YOU’RE STICKY. NASTY.” Ville looked at the tree. “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT THING BAM? IT’S FUCKING CROOKED!”
“I CAN’T HELP IT. IT’S NATRUAL!” the younger boy stated. Novak, Dunn and Raab all busted through the door and looked at the two.
“you’re not fucking.” Dunn stated confused.
“You had to be fucking we all heard it!” Novak yelled. Bam and Ville looked confused at each other.
“Bammie your friends are scaring me.” Ville told him pulling the American onto his lap ignoring his stickiness.
“No we heard you fucking!” Raab squeaked.
“yeah Ville was all like ‘you have to screw it’” Dunn mimicked.
“And Bam was all like ‘it wont go in’” Novak said. The couple was laughing hysterically. Bam took a breath threw his laughter.
“I was putting up the Christmas tree.” he stated. The three guys looked at the tree.
“Wow you really suck at putting tree’s up.” Dunn stated.
“Yeah, Bam. You should definitely stick to skating. You can do that a hell of a lot better.” Novak told him.
“It’s falling.” Bam got up and turned around and was hit with the Christmas tree. He fell again.
“FUCK THIS. VALO WE’RE CELEBRATING KWANZA!” Bam snapped getting laughed at by all his friends.
“Bam, can you even spell Kwanza?” Ville asked. Bam pouted and pushed the tree off himself.
“No.” he sat on the floor annoyed. “But I don’t care. The tree fell on me twice.” he said whining. Ville stroked his hair. The Finn leaned in close to whisper in Bam’s ear.
“The quicker you get up the tree. The more fun we’ll have afterwards.” he said making his voice deeper. Bam never figured out how he got the tree up but he knew how enjoyable it was afterwards.
“How does it look?” Bam asked him. Ville smiled at Bam warmly and the skater expected praise to come from the Finn’s ruby red lips.
“It looks like it’s about to fall.” Bam’s jaw dropped and he turned being met with a 7ft pine tree falling on top of him. Ville jumped up and looked down at his lover. “Are you okay, Bammie?” Ville asked not making any move to get the tree off him.
“I’m fucking fine.” Bam pushed the tree off him and got up brushing his super lose Adio shirt and baggy jeans off.
“Good now hurry up and put up the tree. I want to decorate it.” Ville said sitting back on the couch and lighting up another smoke. He reached over and turned on the stereo, Christmas music blasted out and Bam grimaced. The skater turned back to the tree with an agitated frown. He picked it up and stuck it in.
“GOD DAMN IT! IT WONT GO IN!” Bam screamed.
“JUST FUCKING STICK IT IN THERE.” Ville yelled over the music.
“I’M FUCKING TRYING. I WANT THIS THING IN THERE AS MUCH AS YOU!” The skater yelled back at the Finnish man.
“MAYBE IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING THEN IT WOULDN’T BE SUCH A HASSLE. I’M GOING TO CALL MIGE IF YOU CANT FIGURE THIS OUT!” The singer snapped. Bam shoved the stump into the stand.
“THERE! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?” The skater asked his hands on his hips in a very faggish way.
“NO. YOU’RE NOT DONE. YOU HAVE TO SCREW IT.” Ville told him pointing to the silver things.
“GOD THIS SUCKS. IT’S SO FUCKING DIFFICULT TO GET SOMETHING UP NOWDAYS.” Bam finally got up and walked over to Ville sighing deeply. He leaned down for a kiss.
“EW YOU’RE STICKY. NASTY.” Ville looked at the tree. “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT THING BAM? IT’S FUCKING CROOKED!”
“I CAN’T HELP IT. IT’S NATRUAL!” the younger boy stated. Novak, Dunn and Raab all busted through the door and looked at the two.
“you’re not fucking.” Dunn stated confused.
“You had to be fucking we all heard it!” Novak yelled. Bam and Ville looked confused at each other.
“Bammie your friends are scaring me.” Ville told him pulling the American onto his lap ignoring his stickiness.
“No we heard you fucking!” Raab squeaked.
“yeah Ville was all like ‘you have to screw it’” Dunn mimicked.
“And Bam was all like ‘it wont go in’” Novak said. The couple was laughing hysterically. Bam took a breath threw his laughter.
“I was putting up the Christmas tree.” he stated. The three guys looked at the tree.
“Wow you really suck at putting tree’s up.” Dunn stated.
“Yeah, Bam. You should definitely stick to skating. You can do that a hell of a lot better.” Novak told him.
“It’s falling.” Bam got up and turned around and was hit with the Christmas tree. He fell again.
“FUCK THIS. VALO WE’RE CELEBRATING KWANZA!” Bam snapped getting laughed at by all his friends.
“Bam, can you even spell Kwanza?” Ville asked. Bam pouted and pushed the tree off himself.
“No.” he sat on the floor annoyed. “But I don’t care. The tree fell on me twice.” he said whining. Ville stroked his hair. The Finn leaned in close to whisper in Bam’s ear.
“The quicker you get up the tree. The more fun we’ll have afterwards.” he said making his voice deeper. Bam never figured out how he got the tree up but he knew how enjoyable it was afterwards.