oh god another meme
i knew it, it's 34 degrees today and i'm doing another meme. i think i've proven my thesis beyond reasonable doubt. what's that? you're doubting me? you must be unreasonable!
1. What curse word do you use the most?
not sure... i don't curse often, but when i do, i think it's an even distribution of fuck, shit, etc (plus variations on those words, like fuck-ing and shitt-y)
2. Do you own an iPod?
nope. i'll get one when i have some money. or i'll get an equivalent that doesn't break so often.
3. What person on your friends list do you talk to the most?
um... at the moment... probably kaetian. but yeah, it changes.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
3.30 p.m. i set it so i could have an afternoon sleep and still get up in time to do the million jobs mum left for me before she got home.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
sadly, yes. one of those things i wish i could forget. i have, however, managed to forget the actual first kiss, thank god.
6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
watching T.V. i remember being irritated that they interrupted my broadcast to show some building collapsing, and taking a while to realise what was actually going on.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
depends on how i'm feeling. usually i want to be in the picture, until i see the picture and go "oh god, can we take one without me in it???"
8. What was the last movie you watched?
not sure... i don't watch a lot of movies. i watched about half of the godfather II and then fell asleep. that was on sunday...
9. Do any of your friends have children?
only my older friends. like my adult church friends. one of them has the most awesome baby ever who i keep trying to steal.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yeah lots of people, myself included.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
not often, but i take medication for a bunch of other mildly-psychotic illnesses!
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
it's currently empty.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
usually chocolate. sometimes i like to have a glass of milk if i'm eating cookies or chocolate.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
not that i can remember...
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
i've never had starbucks. i live in australia.
16. Can you whistle?
sort of...
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
that they're not female and thus probably not worth my attention. maybe they can carry heavy things for me, or make a fire. or hunt me a mammoth. first thing i notice about women is their face. then their boobs. then their legs.
18. What are you looking forward to?
getting a wonderful girlfriend who i can take to somewhere less homophobic and monogomous and get married to.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yep. i loved captain planet. and twins of destiny!
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
actually no.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
probably helping cook dinner/ feed the cat/ tidy my room. i'm exciting, really.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
yeah!
23. What was the last song you heard?
honestly can't remember. i don't suppose the ear-piercing noises coming out of my mother's students' violins count as music...
24. Last time you cried?
last night. yeah, don't ask.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
my computron of doom (which, by the way, is my laptop)
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
only for the sake of having the piercing done, not because i actually WANT more piercings.
27. What’s the weather like?
not as hot as it was, but very humid.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
not particularly.
29. What did you do before this?
hmm, that's a worry, i can't remember. i should be able to remember, it was only about half an hour ago... oh yeah, i played with my cat.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
like three hours ago. it was not as hot there.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
more than i get.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
usually.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
i don't think so. they're usually pretty lazy.
34. What did you do last night?
god i hate these questions. they remind me of how bad my memory is. umm... i had a long conversation with julian, went for a walk, etc etc.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
not often.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
19. i'm getting old!
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
yeah actually i really am. not about capitals clearly, but about bad grammar mostly. like how people don't know when to use plurals and things.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
what the hell is six flags?
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
the same. it's weird, i'm actually insanely shy around guys. which is strange because i'm not really attracted to them. i guess i just have low self-esteem and i know guys are more likely to judge me on my looks than girls are.
40. Do you like mustard?
umm.. no.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
i shift a lot in my sleep. i don't have a standard position.
42. Do you watch the news?
yeah. don't know why, it depresses me.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
got thrown onto a rock at the beach and came out of the water covered in blood. strangly, it didn't hurt.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
my mother.
45. Do you like anybody?
no. i hate everybody.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
a new cat collar and tag for my kitty.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
*imagines drawing one*. the right side.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
yep.
49. What color is your razor?
red?
50. What is your blood-type?
A+ i think.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
don't know. someone fun i guess. i'd like to be tied to a lot of people for 24 hours. or maybe just tied up for 24 hours...
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
that i'm really really smart/ a nerd.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
i like them.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
5.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
baby spice.
56. Do you know what time it is?
*looks at clock* i do now.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
heh, most of them. shut up, it's a great show.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
depends who i was stuck in the elevator with (ok guys you know where this comment is going. i don't think i need to finish it. you all know what a sleaze i am)
59. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
spearmint.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
completely false. whoever said that had obviously never experienced either.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
yep. ;)
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
some, yeah.
63. Do you like to sleep?
yeah. especially if there's someone to cuddle up to.
64. Do you know which Australian states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
i know we don't. i don't know about the others really. i know NSW and victoria do...
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
nope.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
um... no?
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
a bear. or a siberian tiger.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
no, my LEGS are just shaven.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
if the lake was clean and not leech-infested, then the lake.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
i guess i do... sometimes i wear a lot of black, but sometimes, like today, i wear pastels and stuff... according to my brother i am a goth.
71. Describe your hair:
short, messy, too thin, sort of reddy-brown.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
i hate cockroaches... other insects are fine.
73. Are you an adult?
technically yes. the emphasis is on the "technically"
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
all over the world.
75. Do you have a tan?
no and i am unsure if i ever want one.
76. Are you a television addict?
no.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
sometimes.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
more a fat freak. i love cream way too much.
79. Do you like orange juice?
i don't mind it. i prefer apple juice.
80. What sign are you?
gemini. i don't care.
well, that was just dandy, wasn't it folks?
1. What curse word do you use the most?
not sure... i don't curse often, but when i do, i think it's an even distribution of fuck, shit, etc (plus variations on those words, like fuck-ing and shitt-y)
2. Do you own an iPod?
nope. i'll get one when i have some money. or i'll get an equivalent that doesn't break so often.
3. What person on your friends list do you talk to the most?
um... at the moment... probably kaetian. but yeah, it changes.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
3.30 p.m. i set it so i could have an afternoon sleep and still get up in time to do the million jobs mum left for me before she got home.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
sadly, yes. one of those things i wish i could forget. i have, however, managed to forget the actual first kiss, thank god.
6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
watching T.V. i remember being irritated that they interrupted my broadcast to show some building collapsing, and taking a while to realise what was actually going on.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
depends on how i'm feeling. usually i want to be in the picture, until i see the picture and go "oh god, can we take one without me in it???"
8. What was the last movie you watched?
not sure... i don't watch a lot of movies. i watched about half of the godfather II and then fell asleep. that was on sunday...
9. Do any of your friends have children?
only my older friends. like my adult church friends. one of them has the most awesome baby ever who i keep trying to steal.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yeah lots of people, myself included.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
not often, but i take medication for a bunch of other mildly-psychotic illnesses!
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
it's currently empty.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
usually chocolate. sometimes i like to have a glass of milk if i'm eating cookies or chocolate.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
not that i can remember...
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
i've never had starbucks. i live in australia.
16. Can you whistle?
sort of...
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
that they're not female and thus probably not worth my attention. maybe they can carry heavy things for me, or make a fire. or hunt me a mammoth. first thing i notice about women is their face. then their boobs. then their legs.
18. What are you looking forward to?
getting a wonderful girlfriend who i can take to somewhere less homophobic and monogomous and get married to.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yep. i loved captain planet. and twins of destiny!
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
actually no.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
probably helping cook dinner/ feed the cat/ tidy my room. i'm exciting, really.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
yeah!
23. What was the last song you heard?
honestly can't remember. i don't suppose the ear-piercing noises coming out of my mother's students' violins count as music...
24. Last time you cried?
last night. yeah, don't ask.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
my computron of doom (which, by the way, is my laptop)
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
only for the sake of having the piercing done, not because i actually WANT more piercings.
27. What’s the weather like?
not as hot as it was, but very humid.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
not particularly.
29. What did you do before this?
hmm, that's a worry, i can't remember. i should be able to remember, it was only about half an hour ago... oh yeah, i played with my cat.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
like three hours ago. it was not as hot there.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
more than i get.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
usually.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
i don't think so. they're usually pretty lazy.
34. What did you do last night?
god i hate these questions. they remind me of how bad my memory is. umm... i had a long conversation with julian, went for a walk, etc etc.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
not often.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
19. i'm getting old!
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
yeah actually i really am. not about capitals clearly, but about bad grammar mostly. like how people don't know when to use plurals and things.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
what the hell is six flags?
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
the same. it's weird, i'm actually insanely shy around guys. which is strange because i'm not really attracted to them. i guess i just have low self-esteem and i know guys are more likely to judge me on my looks than girls are.
40. Do you like mustard?
umm.. no.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
i shift a lot in my sleep. i don't have a standard position.
42. Do you watch the news?
yeah. don't know why, it depresses me.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
got thrown onto a rock at the beach and came out of the water covered in blood. strangly, it didn't hurt.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
my mother.
45. Do you like anybody?
no. i hate everybody.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
a new cat collar and tag for my kitty.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
*imagines drawing one*. the right side.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
yep.
49. What color is your razor?
red?
50. What is your blood-type?
A+ i think.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
don't know. someone fun i guess. i'd like to be tied to a lot of people for 24 hours. or maybe just tied up for 24 hours...
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
that i'm really really smart/ a nerd.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
i like them.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
5.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
baby spice.
56. Do you know what time it is?
*looks at clock* i do now.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
heh, most of them. shut up, it's a great show.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
depends who i was stuck in the elevator with (ok guys you know where this comment is going. i don't think i need to finish it. you all know what a sleaze i am)
59. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
spearmint.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
completely false. whoever said that had obviously never experienced either.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
yep. ;)
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
some, yeah.
63. Do you like to sleep?
yeah. especially if there's someone to cuddle up to.
64. Do you know which Australian states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
i know we don't. i don't know about the others really. i know NSW and victoria do...
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
nope.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
um... no?
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
a bear. or a siberian tiger.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
no, my LEGS are just shaven.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
if the lake was clean and not leech-infested, then the lake.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
i guess i do... sometimes i wear a lot of black, but sometimes, like today, i wear pastels and stuff... according to my brother i am a goth.
71. Describe your hair:
short, messy, too thin, sort of reddy-brown.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
i hate cockroaches... other insects are fine.
73. Are you an adult?
technically yes. the emphasis is on the "technically"
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
all over the world.
75. Do you have a tan?
no and i am unsure if i ever want one.
76. Are you a television addict?
no.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
sometimes.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
more a fat freak. i love cream way too much.
79. Do you like orange juice?
i don't mind it. i prefer apple juice.
80. What sign are you?
gemini. i don't care.
well, that was just dandy, wasn't it folks?