global warming and memes
I have noticed a substantial positive correlation between the occurrence of online memes and the phenomenon of global warming. My conclusion: global warming is destroying our brains so that we feel compelled to complete useless surveys and show them to everybody.
Alternatively, all these memes are causing the world to heat up.
I won't even mention any other possibilities because they are completely far-fetched and unscientific.
Anyway, here's the latest meme:
Finish the sentence...
1. I've come to realize that my ex...
is the biggest, ugliest sleazebag EVER. And he had a small cock.
2. I am listening to...
the hum of my laptop and the clicking of the keyboard.
3. I talk...
too much.
4. I love...
so many things and so many people.
5. My best friend(s)...
won't begrudge me posting memes, despite how much memes suck.
6. My first real kiss...
was with a sleaze with a small pee-pee.
7. I lost my virginity...
and I haven't once looked back. I love sex!
8. I hate it when people....
put apostrophe's where they dont belong.
9. Love is...
Dangerous.
10. Marriage is...
going to infinitely increase your chances of getting divorced.
11. Somewhere, someone is...
having sex with a goat.
12. I'll always try....
but I'll usually fail miserably.
13. I have a secret crush on...
everything Japanese.
14. The last time I cried was because...
I fought with my Julian.
15.My cell phone is...
vintage.
16. When I woke up this morning...
I laughed because I had a stamp on my head.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...
I get sleepy.
18. Right now I am thinking about...
how my period pains are killing me.
19. Babies are...
cute.
20. I get on MySpace...
no, actually I don't.
21. Today I...
slept a lot.
22. Tonight I will...
hopefully stop hurting and go to sleep.
23. Tomorrow I will...
see my lovely church friends who are wonderful.
24. I really want...
a frikkin' girlfriend damnit!
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is...
non-existant.
26. The thing I hate most is....
ummm... when I get to the last question and I can't think of a witty remark to make.
And there it is. Sorry to contribute further to the environmental crisis on our hands.
Alternatively, all these memes are causing the world to heat up.
I won't even mention any other possibilities because they are completely far-fetched and unscientific.
Anyway, here's the latest meme:
Finish the sentence...
1. I've come to realize that my ex...
is the biggest, ugliest sleazebag EVER. And he had a small cock.
2. I am listening to...
the hum of my laptop and the clicking of the keyboard.
3. I talk...
too much.
4. I love...
so many things and so many people.
5. My best friend(s)...
won't begrudge me posting memes, despite how much memes suck.
6. My first real kiss...
was with a sleaze with a small pee-pee.
7. I lost my virginity...
and I haven't once looked back. I love sex!
8. I hate it when people....
put apostrophe's where they dont belong.
9. Love is...
Dangerous.
10. Marriage is...
going to infinitely increase your chances of getting divorced.
11. Somewhere, someone is...
having sex with a goat.
12. I'll always try....
but I'll usually fail miserably.
13. I have a secret crush on...
everything Japanese.
14. The last time I cried was because...
I fought with my Julian.
15.My cell phone is...
vintage.
16. When I woke up this morning...
I laughed because I had a stamp on my head.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...
I get sleepy.
18. Right now I am thinking about...
how my period pains are killing me.
19. Babies are...
cute.
20. I get on MySpace...
no, actually I don't.
21. Today I...
slept a lot.
22. Tonight I will...
hopefully stop hurting and go to sleep.
23. Tomorrow I will...
see my lovely church friends who are wonderful.
24. I really want...
a frikkin' girlfriend damnit!
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is...
non-existant.
26. The thing I hate most is....
ummm... when I get to the last question and I can't think of a witty remark to make.
And there it is. Sorry to contribute further to the environmental crisis on our hands.