Random Pointless Ponderings

Apr 07, 2006 22:19

I have been nearly afraid to come here and write ...... feeling a sort of stigma connected to this journal ... regardless of that I have a few random thoughts I wanted to release , no rhyme nor reason to them to be found ..... the only enigma greater than the question why? , is the answer ..... Sometimes in search of the truth we discover that the answer we long for .... merely leads to more questions asked ....

Question like ....

Why are we here? ...... What's the Meaning of Life? ....... If a Tree Falls In The Woods And No One Is There To Hear It , Does It Make A Sound?

As the last puff of smoke flows up into the night air I am reminded of some usless thoughts that permeate the walls of my fragile psyche.

#1 - Walmart is open 24 hours a Day , 7 Days a Week , 365 Days a Year .... they are open Easter Sunday , Christmas Day , 4th of July and New Years ..... so please explain to me why is the HELL!!! they have locks on the doors?

#2 - Being unable to Read or Write must be a bitch , and I am glad to see the programs that have been implemented to help solve childhood illeraticy (I know thats spelled wrong but FUCK YA for noticing) .... HOWEVER!! .... why in the hell would you have them dial 1-800-ABCDEFG to readh you? ..... THEY CAN'T FUCKING READ DICK , ABCDEFG IS LIKE SPANISH TO THEM!!!!

#3 - Why is it that I can walk around the kitchen barefoot all day long and never once step on a broken peice of glass , but every single time my mother take a step she gashes open her foot?

#4 - There is a Wrestling Fed. known as CZW (Combat Zone Wrestling) that prides itself as being the inovators of what they call the "Ultra Violent" style of Wrestling , in fact one of there yearly events is a match called the "Cage of Death" in what is basicly a twisted ass cage match .... allow me to explain. Take one fullsized 20 ft. steel mesh wire cage , then next to it on both sides are two 40 ft cages w/ a ceiling on them , .... a large metal scaffold is set between the two 40 ft cages and the ring is totally filled to the brim w/ thumbtacks , broken glass , barbed wire , and SALT!!! .... yes SALT!!!. The object of this match is to be the last man standing at the end of the contest (Even after they detonate 30 lbs of C4 explosive connected to the cages) ..... the last man standing is the CoD Champion and has bragging rights for all year long ....

What I want to know is why in the BLOODY HELL!! that during a match w/ weapons and damn near fatal violence is it STILL!!! illegal to throw a closed fist? ..... I can smack you across the face with a florsant light tube , drop you crotch first over barbed wire and then dump you head first off a 40 ft. drop onto Glass and Tacks .... but I cannot FUCKING PUNCH YOU!!!!

#5 - On the Pro Wrestling front ..... why is it that on a show w/ absolutly 0 "Real" Tag Teams are there World Tag Team Titles? ..... What happend to the days of the 4 Horseman , The Road Warriors , The Midnight Express , Rock and Roll Express , The Steiners and so many many more ..... where have all the teams gone .... oh wait .... now I remember ... there in TNA , my bad.

I may add a few more sometime but for now this pollen killing my head , I am going to throw down 2 Vicoden and call it a night ......

I'm out

Much Love!!
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