Nope, couldn't do it.

[dameruth]

So, countessaleska  and Elektra and I sat down to watch the American Life on Mars.  We made it up until the point that "Gene" punches "Sam" in the gut in a remarkable defiance of relative body masses . . . at which point we all groaned in agony, turned off the TV, and watched gerbils chew up cardboard tubes for a little while instead.

*Waaaaaahhhhh!*

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