Meme!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I helped skaryma hide a body (-173 points). In August I bought porn for naiad_kitty (10 points). In November I donated bone marrow to citoyenk in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I turned beatrice_ruth in for littering (3 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (134 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
reynardbleu