Valentine's Day
My officemate is a lovely man. He left a giftwrapped bar of godiva chocolate on my keyboard, and inside the wrapping paper, he wrote a poem:
You are my ROOMIE,
My only ROOMIE
You always know dear
when banana time's near
(You need the backstory to understand that last line. Every day about 3pm, he drawls in a dramatic fashion: "do you know what time it is?" and that's my cue to say, "must be banana time!" as he pulls a banana out of his briefcase for his afternoon snack, and we pause to snack and share some small talk.)
Yesterday I had a grapefruit on my desk I didn't eat because we went out at 3pm for ice cream instead. I just noticed he penned a smiley face on it. But he didn't want to actually put pen on the skin and perhaps poison me, so he put scotch tape on the skin and then penned on the tape.
So it looks like he put my grapefruit in bondage!
I do love my roomie. He is so much fun.
You are my ROOMIE,
My only ROOMIE
You always know dear
when banana time's near
(You need the backstory to understand that last line. Every day about 3pm, he drawls in a dramatic fashion: "do you know what time it is?" and that's my cue to say, "must be banana time!" as he pulls a banana out of his briefcase for his afternoon snack, and we pause to snack and share some small talk.)
Yesterday I had a grapefruit on my desk I didn't eat because we went out at 3pm for ice cream instead. I just noticed he penned a smiley face on it. But he didn't want to actually put pen on the skin and perhaps poison me, so he put scotch tape on the skin and then penned on the tape.
So it looks like he put my grapefruit in bondage!
I do love my roomie. He is so much fun.