Alright already! You people can shut up about all this stupid lovey-dove business already! Guess what? No one cares! So can it already! Yeesh.
So now that you're all shutting up about your sad and empty personal lives, what's with all this
heart shaped candy in the store? All of this stuff written on it is stupid and they taste almost as bad as
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Um...I-I think it's just for...Valentine's Day...
[She realizes too late who it is- oh dear lord, it's that dragon thing that tried to abduct her.
...Somehow though, he seems less...traumatizing this time around. Some part of her attempts to grasp ahold of the receding panic, but...it just doesn't seem to be working.]
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Valentine's Day? What kind of a lame name for a holiday is that?
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Odd.]
It's a holiday for lovers...so, um...that's why there's candy. People would give candy or roses to people they care about.
...It's a lovely holiday.
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[Hmm. Now that she mentions it, didn't he see a flower shop around here?]
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Sort of.]
...I guess it's a little strange if you haven't had it before.
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Still sounds pretty lame. So if it's so important, has anyone got you candy or roses?
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...I-I'm not being courted, so...I wasn't expecting anything.
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[He should fix that, probably. Just to show this stupid day what's what.]
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[People are scary anyway. Getting a gift from an admirer would only serve to fluster her and make her nervous. No, she was fine with not receiving anything today; she could be happy for the ones who did have someone special in their life.
Though all the same, it's a little...disappointing that her conversation partner found the whole thing ridiculous. It might have been nice to find something to give to him, maybe help to make him a little less angry...
But silly her, where did that thought come from? She's thinking nonsense.]
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If you're not with anyone, what are you doing instead?
[And maybe she could mention where. Just in case. Something could come up, you never know.]
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M-me? I'm just...in my room.
...I should probably take Brown outside. [He does seem a little restless. Plus, who knows? With any luck, she might run into...someone.]
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[Bowser has a dog. Kind of. It acts like a dog. Maybe he could bring that up. It's kind of relevant, right?]
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Yes...he is.
He bothered you the last time we met, right? I'm very sorry.
[Jennifer loves all dogs. Though she might be a bit intimidated if it starts lunging at her.
But that just means she can girlishly cling onto Bowser.]
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[You know... maybe he should just kidnap her. That seems like a perfectly rash and reasonable thing to do. If he can lure her out somewhere.]
I have a dog. She likes walking around the fountain. You should take your dog for a walk there. I bet dogs like things like that. Stupid animals.
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But that's okay, because he has a dog too, right? Maybe he's just gruff. Maybe he's actually a big teddy bear underneath all that.
And just look at that thoughtful suggestion!]
...That sounds like a lovely idea.
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[And he slams his journal shut. Women. Seriously, trying to make him act all nice and sweet. Not even Peach can do that, okay! If he runs into her at the fountain, it's not because he was looking for her. It's because he's a big turtle and he likes to take his time going home.]
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