Alright already! You people can shut up about all this stupid lovey-dove business already! Guess what? No one cares! So can it already! Yeesh.
So now that you're all shutting up about your sad and empty personal lives, what's with all this
heart shaped candy in the store? All of this stuff written on it is stupid and they taste almost as bad as that whiny talking melon from a few weeks ago. "Be Mine", "I Love You", "Be My Icon"? Who writes this junk!
[So why... can't he stop snacking on them? They're addictive, despite tasting awful. This can't be healthy. If it isn't obvious, that's exactly what Bowser is up to at the grocery store.]
((ooc: First voice reply is obviously reserved.))