World 1-4 [Voice/Action]
Alright, listen up. Especially you New Feather losers out there, because I'm only going to say this once!
Since none of my minions have figured out how to get here yet, I'm officially recruiting new henchmen. That's right, you can be part of the Koopa Troop! You want to know the perks? Fine, I'll tell you.
Number One: You get to be on the side of awesome.
Number Two: Commit nefarious deeds without any feelings of guilt.
Number Three: Learn the value of teamwork from an experienced leader.
Yeah, yeah. I know what you're all saying. You're probably too wimpy and wouldn't know a Boo from a Podoboo. Well it's your lucky day, because with my two week training course, I'll turn you useless chumps into fighters and maybe you'll end up at least a fraction of how brawny I am. For those who want to sign up, you can sign up at House 11, also known as The Koopa Manor.
And for you jokers out there who want to waste my time, beat it!
Oh yeah. Anyone who can hook me up with lava? Drop me a line.
[True to his word, Bowser will be waiting at home for anyone who actually does want to enlist. In the extremely likely scenario nobody does, at least his housemates can bother him.]
Since none of my minions have figured out how to get here yet, I'm officially recruiting new henchmen. That's right, you can be part of the Koopa Troop! You want to know the perks? Fine, I'll tell you.
Number One: You get to be on the side of awesome.
Number Two: Commit nefarious deeds without any feelings of guilt.
Number Three: Learn the value of teamwork from an experienced leader.
Yeah, yeah. I know what you're all saying. You're probably too wimpy and wouldn't know a Boo from a Podoboo. Well it's your lucky day, because with my two week training course, I'll turn you useless chumps into fighters and maybe you'll end up at least a fraction of how brawny I am. For those who want to sign up, you can sign up at House 11, also known as The Koopa Manor.
And for you jokers out there who want to waste my time, beat it!
Oh yeah. Anyone who can hook me up with lava? Drop me a line.
[True to his word, Bowser will be waiting at home for anyone who actually does want to enlist. In the extremely likely scenario nobody does, at least his housemates can bother him.]