bedtime stories with Daisy!

[daisygamgee]

"EXACTLY 200 days ago, a pretty little hobbit named Daisy fell down a really big hole. Shiiit, she thought, considering as she was armed only with an pretty purple eyeshadow she stole from a passing Legolas, a half empty bottle of vodka and her treasured zippo

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[annlarimer]

::peers::

Dayze?

[daisygamgee]

Ann, mah main man!

[annlarimer]

DAISY!!!

::hugs, lifts up and down, etc.::

[daisygamgee]

Huzzah!

So, like, did I miss anything? Of major importance?

[merin]

Hello, Auny Daisy.

[daisygamgee]

Merin! Yay! How's things?

[merin]

They're good. I'm still going to school, of course.

[emeraldamber]

Lovely Daisy!:)
You are back!{{{hug}}}
Missing you a lot!
Em. A.

[daisygamgee]

Hi, but you know, lovely Daisy has no idea who you are. Perhaps you her confusing her with Pippin and Merry slasher daisy_gamgee. People often do. I like to mock them. But you called me lovely, so you are an exception.

[halfastgamgee]

Glad to see my scrappy second cousin around these here parts again. How you doing, Daisy-lass?

[daisygamgee]

Don't call me scrappy, nondadman. Grr.

[halfastgamgee]

Well, sure, Daisy-lass. But what's wrong with scrappy? I always thought that was a mighty good thing to be.

I'm not really about. But...

[mayorsamgamgee]

....

.......DON'T TOUCH YOUR BROTHER SISTER THINGS THAT WAY!

[evilfrodo]

I don't see any reason to object. They might spawn things for me to bend to my will and take over the Shire with

[mayorsamgamgee]

....What in the name of sweet fucking Elbereth is on your face, Mr. Frodo?

[evilfrodo]

Hmm?

My perfectly dainty nose?