bedtime stories with Daisy!
"EXACTLY 200 days ago, a pretty little hobbit named Daisy fell down a really big hole. Shiiit, she thought, considering as she was armed only with an pretty purple eyeshadow she stole from a passing Legolas, a half empty bottle of vodka and her treasured zippo!
It took poor Daisy 177 days to dig her way out with the eyeshadow applicator, 23 days to find her way to the nearest sign of civilisation, and 22 seconds to burn down the village, steal all the food, alcohol, and fire-bringing devices."
Righty-ho. Any of my family still about? I feel like some good old-fashioned incest. Rawr.
It took poor Daisy 177 days to dig her way out with the eyeshadow applicator, 23 days to find her way to the nearest sign of civilisation, and 22 seconds to burn down the village, steal all the food, alcohol, and fire-bringing devices."
Righty-ho. Any of my family still about? I feel like some good old-fashioned incest. Rawr.