digital camera = vain, vain possibilities
you know that teenagers have made the internet that much more of an ego-wank when your brand-new digital camera actually has a self-portrait option.
did you hear that?
my camera will actually automatically center your face so that you can post photos of yourself that do not look like ass.
ladies and gentlemen, that's simply not right. however, on the flip side of this indignation, here is my new hair:
can you see the discomfort in my face? i did this partially for proof that i am just bogged down with illness and midterms, and not dead. i. am. not. dead. stop worrying!
now, please tell me how adorable i am and validate my generally healthy self-worth!
(numerous photos of hilariously random grafitti to follow when i don't feel like overly-educated, stressed-out death)
oh, and if you're looking for a quick mental break and a delightful aural massage, please mosey on over to my friend brad's myspace profile for his band, champion driver, and have a listen to the first cut of one of their newest songs. then when they get all huge a la broken social scene, you can say one day that i heard them first, and then you heard them second. before they sold and started to suck, or something equally bitter.
did you hear that?
my camera will actually automatically center your face so that you can post photos of yourself that do not look like ass.
ladies and gentlemen, that's simply not right. however, on the flip side of this indignation, here is my new hair:
can you see the discomfort in my face? i did this partially for proof that i am just bogged down with illness and midterms, and not dead. i. am. not. dead. stop worrying!
now, please tell me how adorable i am and validate my generally healthy self-worth!
(numerous photos of hilariously random grafitti to follow when i don't feel like overly-educated, stressed-out death)
oh, and if you're looking for a quick mental break and a delightful aural massage, please mosey on over to my friend brad's myspace profile for his band, champion driver, and have a listen to the first cut of one of their newest songs. then when they get all huge a la broken social scene, you can say one day that i heard them first, and then you heard them second. before they sold and started to suck, or something equally bitter.