Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger.
Well, it’s been more than two months since my last Live Journal post, but now I’m back with another. Please, hold your applause. Ah, fuck it. CLAP AND CHEER LOUDER!!! PRAISE AND WORSHIP ME! (I am so going to Hell when I die.) I warn you this is a long post. You may have to read some now and some later. If you feel that you can take it all at once, then go ahead.
Not much has happened since (and before) my last post. Well, at least nothing I can remember or want to let any of you know about. Let me think about what I will tell. Oh! I graduated last (FALL) semester. I haven’t gotten my diploma in the mail, so I plan on making a nuisance of myself at the Admissions Office as soon as possible. To top it off, I also got a job that has nothing to do with my major!
Yeah, I work at (A Large Department Store) now as a trailer un-loader. It’s ok. I have to go to sleep by 8PM every night to get up at 3 AM the next morning! Really, it isn’t all that bad. I’d rather do that instead of deal with the little people/customers. I actually have to do that most of the time when I stay after the store opens. Do I look like I want to help you? No! The answer is and always will be NO! NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, SO I CAN UNPACK THE USELESS SHIT YOU WANT TO BUY! Oh, I’m sorry. You wanted to know the price of that item? Well, it’s right there on the fucking label on shelf thats holding it up! Let me help you find it! *Grabs customer by the neck, forcefully holds their head in front of the label and screams directly into their ear.* What does the label say!?! *Customer cries and possibly wets themselves as I make a cut along the side of their face with my box cutter.* WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE FUCKING LABEL SAY!?! *Customer says price and I bash their forehead against the edge of the shelf until it leaves a bloody indentation in their skull* A more tame and logical way that I have imagined of dealing with these people is to simply take the item, walk them to scanner, look at it, make an evil grin and throw it back as far as I can.
It doesn’t stop there. Sometimes when I am assigned to do the trash, I really get my imagination going. I don’t mind throwing the trash. To me, it's easy hours. It’s when people just starting chucking their bins and carts of trash into my area that really pisses me off. Sometimes the trash falls out of the container; the person tries to pick it up and only makes the mess worse. I just feel like taking a deep breath and calmly say, “Get out. Just, get out before I lose my temper. I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten, and if you are still there, I will throw you in one of the compactors. 1…2…Why are you still standing there? Go, GO, GO!!!!
No, Hansel, I do not have anger issues.
Funny thing is, the people I work with remind me a lot of the characters on SCRUBS. There is this one guy that I work with who is constantly asking for high fives and needlessly putting too much force into them. Then there is a lady, the one who said I had a flat “tummy,” (I still feel dirty and unclean after hearing that.) that reminds me of Carla. There is also another woman who is like Laverne and talks about Jesus. She doesn’t do it a lot, but she is the only one that talks about him. Then there is one of the higher ups who is going bald that reminds me of Ted. I think I am slowly slipping into my role as Dr. Cox. I have been told on more than one occasion by the others that when they come up to me, I usually have a pissed off or don’t fuck with me attitude. Seriously though, I like the people I work with. They are pretty cool.
Okay, that’s enough for work. As most of you know, I am completely psyched about The Dark Knight. Just before November, Warner Brothers started a viral campaign that would lead to the eventual reveal of the new (and totally fucking awesome) trailer for the movie. It began with a countdown represented by a decaying Jack-O-Lantern. Once that was over, a scavenger hunt had to be done to reveal a link to a new challenge. (This is basically how it went until December.) They were pretty fun though. Most required fans to go outside and do something out of the ordinary. The challenge Hansel, Sal and I participated in had us put on make up to look like The Joker, go to a monument/important area in our town and take a photo. Laura did an amazing job with putting the make up on us and the photos. THANKS!
Here is the link to Sal’s accepted photo.
http://www.rorysdeathkiss.com/display.aspx?cat=1&set=1&next=513
This is the link to my photo that they accepted as well.
http://www.rorysdeathkiss.com/display.aspx?cat=1&set=1&next=1494
I look so kick ass! Thanks again Laura.
After that, we got a Gotham Times Newspaper in the mail! Twenty copies! It was so awesome. Soon after that, the first poster for the movie was revealed and Katy printed some out so we could put them in a few of the newspapers and leave them at school for people to take.
You can find the online version of the Gotham Times at this link.
http://thegothamtimes.com/
The first poster of the movie can be found here.
http://whysoserious.com/steprightup/poster.htm
After that challenge, it was just a matter of waiting until we got three new, fucking awesome posters for the movie, the new trailer and the first five minutes of the film! Sadly, the first five minutes are exclusive to IMAX theaters. RRRRRRAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! I managed to see the Youtube bootleg, and needless to say, it was still fucking awesome!
Each poster can be found here.
http://www.omelete.com.br/popup/popup_galeria_imagens.aspx?id=100009812&img=3
http://thedarkknight.warnerbros.com/onesheet.jpg
http://a69.g.akamai.net/n/69/10688/v1/img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/63/97/89/18876306.jpg
The new trailer can be viewed at this link.
http://atasteforthetheatrical.com/
Finally, the IMAX footage can be viewed in the video player in the middle of the page.
http://www.the-dark-knight-.piczo.com/?cr=7&rfm=y
Don’t even get me started on the trailer! Awesome beyond words! We all went to see it with I Am Legend and I wanted to rip the screen off wall and hit the person on my left. Looking back, I really wish that I did both those things.
Typing all of this is really draining, but I have enough left in me for one more rant. This is about a certain retard in retaliation to their LJ post against me. Here it goes…
You are like a little dog. When it starts barking, you don’t think much of it because you think it will stop soon, but it just keeps going. You think its funny for a while, but it soon wears off. It keeps going until you get upset. Then many minutes pass by, and you get angrier. Yet, you don't do anything because it’s so small and pathetic. Then it gets to a point where you laugh hysterically (possibly out of madness) at the absurdity of it barking this long. You keep laughing to the point of almost being declared legally insane. The situation worsens as you get to a point where you start yelling / arguing with it. Finally, you just decide to give the darn thing away or just leave it, just leave it somewhere far away. Far, FAR, FAAAAAAARRRRRR AAAAWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! You don’t really care where you leave the god forsaken animal, just as long as it can't find you again. EVER! Then some fucking prick finds it and decides to be a Good Samaritan and give it back to you because you forgot to take off the stupid tags. The first thing it does is start barking at you again! You kill the bastard who brought it back, and as you're burying the corpse in a desert miles away, you start to wonder why you brought the damn dog along! Then a thought enters your head. There is still room in the hole. You begin to switch your gaze from the hole to the dog over and over and over and over again. You think you could end it right here and now as you imagine the dog still barking as you shovel dirt on top of it. Then you decide that you just can't do it to such a stupid, puny animal. You just can't find it in you. So you let out your anger and frustration out on other people that are more capable of taking punishment. All the while, the fucking dog is still barking and you begin to laugh out of insanity as it does so.
Oh, and for your information. Steve Rogers may be dead, but the mantle of Captain America can still be handed down to another.
Well, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Congratulations to those of you that were able to take the whole thing all at once. Now, I shall wait a few more months before my next post.
Here are a few quizzes and a Meme.
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight, As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Batman, the Dark Knight
92% Indiana Jones
75% Captain Jack Sparrow
63% Lara Croft
58% The Amazing Spider-Man
58% James Bond, Agent 007
58% Neo, the "One"
54% Maximus
54% William Wallace
54% The Terminator
50% El Zorro
38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com
[personality test]
Which Scrubs Character are you?
You are...Dr. Cox
A.K.A. "The Big Jerk"
Rebel, thy name is YOU! You don't do things by the rules -- at all -- and you're damn proud of it, despite the fact that such a philosophy tends to bite you in the ass more often than you like. Your brusque and sarcastic manner puts off most around you, but your high standards elicit nothing but respect. It's possible that your rough exterior is a cover to deeper, more vulnerable feelings inside. Only you know for sure
Which Dragon Ball Z Character Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Vegeta
yea ur vegeta dog!
Vegeta
81%
Goku
63%
Cell
38%
Frieza
38%
Yamcha
31%
Gohan
31%
Tien
25%
Buu
25%
Master Rocshi
19%
Piccolo
19%
Krillin
19%
Broly
13%
Chi Chi
13%
Trunks
6%
01) Where’d you get the shirt you're wearing?
Footaction
02) Who do you currently like?
No one.
03) Do they like you?
That would be weird either way.
04) Sunrise or Sunset?
Sunrise
05) what time did you go to bed last night?
10:30 PM
06) what woke you up?
The Sun.
07) what movie is in your DVD player?
Batman Begins
08) Would you kiss the last person you kissed?
No
09) Last thing that pissed you off?
Everything
10) Are you cocky?
Just a little bit!
11) Can you speak French?
Fuck no.
12) Have you ever been to Mexico?
Yes
13) Do you make your bed daily?
No
14) Your favorite movie
Batman Begins
15) Your favorite TV show?
Heroes
16) Single or taken?
Single
17) Do you own slippers?
No
18) Boxers or briefs?
Both
19) Is there a TV in your bedroom?
Yes
20) How many Piercings do you have?
None
21) What do you think of Tom Cruise?
Asshole
24) Last two numbers in your phone number?
None of your fucking business. Is that good enough?
25. Who was the last person you called?
Boss
26) Where are your parents from?
Don't fucking worry about it.
27) Are you afraid of the dark?
No
28) Can you roll your tongue?
No
29) Who was the last person to call you?
IDK
30) Best fast food French fries?
Burger King
31) How was your day?
Alright
33) Have you ever eaten at T.G.I Friday's?
No
34) Can you skateboard?
No
35) How about play an instrument?
No
36) How much money do you have on you right now?
Fuck off!
37) what are you listening to right now?
Silence
38) Who's in your house?
Go blow it out of your ass.
39) What are you doing today?
Nothing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
40) Is your window open?
Yes
41) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side I feel like sleeping on.
42) Who was the last person in/on your bed other than you?
No one.
43) Can you think of anyone special you want in your bed?
No. Everyone stay the fuck off my bed!
44) Your favorite season?
Summer
45) Can you drive?
Yes, but I suck and I might kill someone.
49) Favorite food?
Something that once lived, loved and was happy.
50) Something you're looking forward to in the next month?
One month closer to the end of all things!
51) Have you ever been to an art museum?
Yes
52) Do you like Mexican food?
Yes
53) Papa John's or Domino's?
Papa John's
54) When's the last time you showered?
Yesterday
55) What do your pants look like?
What pants?
56) Favorite Cartoon to Watch?
The Boondocks
57) Have you ever seen/watched Aqua Team Hunger Force?
Yes
58) Favorite current song:
Don't fucking worry about it!
59) Last person you gave up on?
Everyone. Absolutely everyone.
-End
Oh, and remember…
Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.
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Not much has happened since (and before) my last post. Well, at least nothing I can remember or want to let any of you know about. Let me think about what I will tell. Oh! I graduated last (FALL) semester. I haven’t gotten my diploma in the mail, so I plan on making a nuisance of myself at the Admissions Office as soon as possible. To top it off, I also got a job that has nothing to do with my major!
Yeah, I work at (A Large Department Store) now as a trailer un-loader. It’s ok. I have to go to sleep by 8PM every night to get up at 3 AM the next morning! Really, it isn’t all that bad. I’d rather do that instead of deal with the little people/customers. I actually have to do that most of the time when I stay after the store opens. Do I look like I want to help you? No! The answer is and always will be NO! NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, SO I CAN UNPACK THE USELESS SHIT YOU WANT TO BUY! Oh, I’m sorry. You wanted to know the price of that item? Well, it’s right there on the fucking label on shelf thats holding it up! Let me help you find it! *Grabs customer by the neck, forcefully holds their head in front of the label and screams directly into their ear.* What does the label say!?! *Customer cries and possibly wets themselves as I make a cut along the side of their face with my box cutter.* WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE FUCKING LABEL SAY!?! *Customer says price and I bash their forehead against the edge of the shelf until it leaves a bloody indentation in their skull* A more tame and logical way that I have imagined of dealing with these people is to simply take the item, walk them to scanner, look at it, make an evil grin and throw it back as far as I can.
It doesn’t stop there. Sometimes when I am assigned to do the trash, I really get my imagination going. I don’t mind throwing the trash. To me, it's easy hours. It’s when people just starting chucking their bins and carts of trash into my area that really pisses me off. Sometimes the trash falls out of the container; the person tries to pick it up and only makes the mess worse. I just feel like taking a deep breath and calmly say, “Get out. Just, get out before I lose my temper. I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten, and if you are still there, I will throw you in one of the compactors. 1…2…Why are you still standing there? Go, GO, GO!!!!
No, Hansel, I do not have anger issues.
Funny thing is, the people I work with remind me a lot of the characters on SCRUBS. There is this one guy that I work with who is constantly asking for high fives and needlessly putting too much force into them. Then there is a lady, the one who said I had a flat “tummy,” (I still feel dirty and unclean after hearing that.) that reminds me of Carla. There is also another woman who is like Laverne and talks about Jesus. She doesn’t do it a lot, but she is the only one that talks about him. Then there is one of the higher ups who is going bald that reminds me of Ted. I think I am slowly slipping into my role as Dr. Cox. I have been told on more than one occasion by the others that when they come up to me, I usually have a pissed off or don’t fuck with me attitude. Seriously though, I like the people I work with. They are pretty cool.
Okay, that’s enough for work. As most of you know, I am completely psyched about The Dark Knight. Just before November, Warner Brothers started a viral campaign that would lead to the eventual reveal of the new (and totally fucking awesome) trailer for the movie. It began with a countdown represented by a decaying Jack-O-Lantern. Once that was over, a scavenger hunt had to be done to reveal a link to a new challenge. (This is basically how it went until December.) They were pretty fun though. Most required fans to go outside and do something out of the ordinary. The challenge Hansel, Sal and I participated in had us put on make up to look like The Joker, go to a monument/important area in our town and take a photo. Laura did an amazing job with putting the make up on us and the photos. THANKS!
Here is the link to Sal’s accepted photo.
http://www.rorysdeathkiss.com/display.aspx?cat=1&set=1&next=513
This is the link to my photo that they accepted as well.
http://www.rorysdeathkiss.com/display.aspx?cat=1&set=1&next=1494
I look so kick ass! Thanks again Laura.
After that, we got a Gotham Times Newspaper in the mail! Twenty copies! It was so awesome. Soon after that, the first poster for the movie was revealed and Katy printed some out so we could put them in a few of the newspapers and leave them at school for people to take.
You can find the online version of the Gotham Times at this link.
http://thegothamtimes.com/
The first poster of the movie can be found here.
http://whysoserious.com/steprightup/poster.htm
After that challenge, it was just a matter of waiting until we got three new, fucking awesome posters for the movie, the new trailer and the first five minutes of the film! Sadly, the first five minutes are exclusive to IMAX theaters. RRRRRRAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! I managed to see the Youtube bootleg, and needless to say, it was still fucking awesome!
Each poster can be found here.
http://www.omelete.com.br/popup/popup_galeria_imagens.aspx?id=100009812&img=3
http://thedarkknight.warnerbros.com/onesheet.jpg
http://a69.g.akamai.net/n/69/10688/v1/img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/63/97/89/18876306.jpg
The new trailer can be viewed at this link.
http://atasteforthetheatrical.com/
Finally, the IMAX footage can be viewed in the video player in the middle of the page.
http://www.the-dark-knight-.piczo.com/?cr=7&rfm=y
Don’t even get me started on the trailer! Awesome beyond words! We all went to see it with I Am Legend and I wanted to rip the screen off wall and hit the person on my left. Looking back, I really wish that I did both those things.
Typing all of this is really draining, but I have enough left in me for one more rant. This is about a certain retard in retaliation to their LJ post against me. Here it goes…
You are like a little dog. When it starts barking, you don’t think much of it because you think it will stop soon, but it just keeps going. You think its funny for a while, but it soon wears off. It keeps going until you get upset. Then many minutes pass by, and you get angrier. Yet, you don't do anything because it’s so small and pathetic. Then it gets to a point where you laugh hysterically (possibly out of madness) at the absurdity of it barking this long. You keep laughing to the point of almost being declared legally insane. The situation worsens as you get to a point where you start yelling / arguing with it. Finally, you just decide to give the darn thing away or just leave it, just leave it somewhere far away. Far, FAR, FAAAAAAARRRRRR AAAAWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! You don’t really care where you leave the god forsaken animal, just as long as it can't find you again. EVER! Then some fucking prick finds it and decides to be a Good Samaritan and give it back to you because you forgot to take off the stupid tags. The first thing it does is start barking at you again! You kill the bastard who brought it back, and as you're burying the corpse in a desert miles away, you start to wonder why you brought the damn dog along! Then a thought enters your head. There is still room in the hole. You begin to switch your gaze from the hole to the dog over and over and over and over again. You think you could end it right here and now as you imagine the dog still barking as you shovel dirt on top of it. Then you decide that you just can't do it to such a stupid, puny animal. You just can't find it in you. So you let out your anger and frustration out on other people that are more capable of taking punishment. All the while, the fucking dog is still barking and you begin to laugh out of insanity as it does so.
Oh, and for your information. Steve Rogers may be dead, but the mantle of Captain America can still be handed down to another.
Well, I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. Congratulations to those of you that were able to take the whole thing all at once. Now, I shall wait a few more months before my next post.
Here are a few quizzes and a Meme.
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight, As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Batman, the Dark Knight
92% Indiana Jones
75% Captain Jack Sparrow
63% Lara Croft
58% The Amazing Spider-Man
58% James Bond, Agent 007
58% Neo, the "One"
54% Maximus
54% William Wallace
54% The Terminator
50% El Zorro
38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com
[personality test]
Which Scrubs Character are you?
You are...Dr. Cox
A.K.A. "The Big Jerk"
Rebel, thy name is YOU! You don't do things by the rules -- at all -- and you're damn proud of it, despite the fact that such a philosophy tends to bite you in the ass more often than you like. Your brusque and sarcastic manner puts off most around you, but your high standards elicit nothing but respect. It's possible that your rough exterior is a cover to deeper, more vulnerable feelings inside. Only you know for sure
Which Dragon Ball Z Character Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Vegeta
yea ur vegeta dog!
Vegeta
81%
Goku
63%
Cell
38%
Frieza
38%
Yamcha
31%
Gohan
31%
Tien
25%
Buu
25%
Master Rocshi
19%
Piccolo
19%
Krillin
19%
Broly
13%
Chi Chi
13%
Trunks
6%
01) Where’d you get the shirt you're wearing?
Footaction
02) Who do you currently like?
No one.
03) Do they like you?
That would be weird either way.
04) Sunrise or Sunset?
Sunrise
05) what time did you go to bed last night?
10:30 PM
06) what woke you up?
The Sun.
07) what movie is in your DVD player?
Batman Begins
08) Would you kiss the last person you kissed?
No
09) Last thing that pissed you off?
Everything
10) Are you cocky?
Just a little bit!
11) Can you speak French?
Fuck no.
12) Have you ever been to Mexico?
Yes
13) Do you make your bed daily?
No
14) Your favorite movie
Batman Begins
15) Your favorite TV show?
Heroes
16) Single or taken?
Single
17) Do you own slippers?
No
18) Boxers or briefs?
Both
19) Is there a TV in your bedroom?
Yes
20) How many Piercings do you have?
None
21) What do you think of Tom Cruise?
Asshole
24) Last two numbers in your phone number?
None of your fucking business. Is that good enough?
25. Who was the last person you called?
Boss
26) Where are your parents from?
Don't fucking worry about it.
27) Are you afraid of the dark?
No
28) Can you roll your tongue?
No
29) Who was the last person to call you?
IDK
30) Best fast food French fries?
Burger King
31) How was your day?
Alright
33) Have you ever eaten at T.G.I Friday's?
No
34) Can you skateboard?
No
35) How about play an instrument?
No
36) How much money do you have on you right now?
Fuck off!
37) what are you listening to right now?
Silence
38) Who's in your house?
Go blow it out of your ass.
39) What are you doing today?
Nothing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
40) Is your window open?
Yes
41) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side I feel like sleeping on.
42) Who was the last person in/on your bed other than you?
No one.
43) Can you think of anyone special you want in your bed?
No. Everyone stay the fuck off my bed!
44) Your favorite season?
Summer
45) Can you drive?
Yes, but I suck and I might kill someone.
49) Favorite food?
Something that once lived, loved and was happy.
50) Something you're looking forward to in the next month?
One month closer to the end of all things!
51) Have you ever been to an art museum?
Yes
52) Do you like Mexican food?
Yes
53) Papa John's or Domino's?
Papa John's
54) When's the last time you showered?
Yesterday
55) What do your pants look like?
What pants?
56) Favorite Cartoon to Watch?
The Boondocks
57) Have you ever seen/watched Aqua Team Hunger Force?
Yes
58) Favorite current song:
Don't fucking worry about it!
59) Last person you gave up on?
Everyone. Absolutely everyone.
-End
Oh, and remember…
Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.
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