Am I Blowin' Yer Minds Yet!?!
Wow, I just caught up on the current "trilogy" for South Park, and...wow. The most horrible imagination creatures turn out to be the Satanic woodland creatures Cartman thought up a while back. They said horrible, horrible things. Things I dare not want to recall. Use their blood for lubricant? AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! I love how the mayor died though, but I prefer the "Predator" creatures over "Aliens."
Cartman is so hung up on making Kyle suck his balls. He hunted him down and even brought him back to life just to make him suck his balls! What kind of insane person would hate someone so much as to actually keep them from dying just so they can further make their lives miserable!?! Oh, I love how Cartman wanted to use a higher depth of field on his camera instead of a low one so that "everything" would be in focus. Damn you JJ and your photography class!!!
These two episodes so far are actually better than some of the action movies that they parody. What the fuck was up with the wise council or whatever they were called. I can understand Zeus, that Lion and the Wizard, but why Popeye and Wonder Woman!?! Get her ass outta there and put Batman!!! He is 100 times better and way smarter than that stupid whore!!! Maybe get Luke Skywalker outta there too and put Obi Wan or Yoda! There are so many things I liked about these episodes; I just can't remember them all!
Heroes was pretty awesome this week. The new girl with the electrical powers is pretty hot. She fried a guy with her powers and thought nothing of it! I like to think she was calling me "daddy" on her phone instead of her actual father. Nathan is getting to be a pretty cool character. I say that only because he now has what I like to call a "Two-Face" personality. Thats right, I am making a geeky comic book comparison. Fuck, his other personality's face is even scarred on the same side as Two-Face's. One thing I did want to see more of was Hiro and Takezo. Those two are fun to watch. I just can't help but wonder why Hiro would write notes to Ando from the past when he could just tell him the next time they meet?
To be honest, this season just doesn't feel as special as the beginning of the first. I think it might be because people are discovering and acknowledging their powers too quickly. I don't know. It just feels like there is no mystery left when it comes to who has powers and what they are exactly. I really miss that, "is this really happening to me" factor.
Spider-Man 3 is coming out on DVD next week, one day before Halloween, and I am dreading it. My family hasn't seen it, which means they have not seen the "hip thrusting" *shudders*. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!! THE INSANITY!!!!!! Why did Peter have to act like a dick through out most of the movie!?! Even before the symbiote attached itself to him, he was being a douche!
Oh yeah, The Dark Knight has updated its promotional "Joker" site:
http://whysoserious.com/
Some say that the decaying pumpkin is an unofficial countdown of some sorts. For those of you that may not know, the Jack-O-Lantern on the site is a homage to the cover for The Long Halloween #13. The comic is centered on the character of Two-Face, so maybe we'll get a first look at the film's version of him sometime before or on Halloween. Maybe.
I'm pretty sure you all are tired of reading. I know I'm tired of typing nonsense, so I will just post some comic strips.
I've grabbed myself like that before! *Grabs sides of flabby waste* WHERE DID MY ROLLS COME FROM!!!
Not only do I think the same thing about stupid elf names, but I also loathe the people who use them as screen names! This may anger some of you and you will want to retaliate, so I'm just gonna let you know right now that I don't give a fuck! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I've done the same thing with many other fictional characters.
Genius. Pure genius. I can see Hansel doing what The Lion does in this strip!
Damn you GTA!!!
Fucking robots!!!
The only reason I would ever become a teacher!
Am I blowin' yer minds yet!?!
I'll save more comic strips for later. Here are some videos from one of my favorite shows.
But he's Wolverine!
Damn you sir.
Awesome. Just awesome.
Aside from him hating Wolverine (I do not consider the actor's name to be Hugh Jackman), this is my favorite character. My mom would sometimes watch this and she even thinks that is who I am most like. Then again, I usually give my mother smart ass remarks and continuously disrespect her. Hell, even Sal thinks I'm like this character. I guess if enough people say it, it must be true. Am I really this much of a cynical asshole? *Note: Watch similar videos for further reference
I'm not even gonna put this video on here. Just the link. I don't know how or why I found it, but it just fills me with so much hate. I can't even begin to describe how much hate I feel when I watch this trailer:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CCGTVaLu76Y
Awesome Robot Chicken videos!
That would have been my first question.
This would have made American History a whole lot better! Makes me feel patriotic.
This is how awesome Star Wars is! You can make an awesome skit based off the movies and the fans will love it! Suck on that L.O.T.R.!!! Suck on it long and hard. WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cartman is so hung up on making Kyle suck his balls. He hunted him down and even brought him back to life just to make him suck his balls! What kind of insane person would hate someone so much as to actually keep them from dying just so they can further make their lives miserable!?! Oh, I love how Cartman wanted to use a higher depth of field on his camera instead of a low one so that "everything" would be in focus. Damn you JJ and your photography class!!!
These two episodes so far are actually better than some of the action movies that they parody. What the fuck was up with the wise council or whatever they were called. I can understand Zeus, that Lion and the Wizard, but why Popeye and Wonder Woman!?! Get her ass outta there and put Batman!!! He is 100 times better and way smarter than that stupid whore!!! Maybe get Luke Skywalker outta there too and put Obi Wan or Yoda! There are so many things I liked about these episodes; I just can't remember them all!
Heroes was pretty awesome this week. The new girl with the electrical powers is pretty hot. She fried a guy with her powers and thought nothing of it! I like to think she was calling me "daddy" on her phone instead of her actual father. Nathan is getting to be a pretty cool character. I say that only because he now has what I like to call a "Two-Face" personality. Thats right, I am making a geeky comic book comparison. Fuck, his other personality's face is even scarred on the same side as Two-Face's. One thing I did want to see more of was Hiro and Takezo. Those two are fun to watch. I just can't help but wonder why Hiro would write notes to Ando from the past when he could just tell him the next time they meet?
To be honest, this season just doesn't feel as special as the beginning of the first. I think it might be because people are discovering and acknowledging their powers too quickly. I don't know. It just feels like there is no mystery left when it comes to who has powers and what they are exactly. I really miss that, "is this really happening to me" factor.
Spider-Man 3 is coming out on DVD next week, one day before Halloween, and I am dreading it. My family hasn't seen it, which means they have not seen the "hip thrusting" *shudders*. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!! THE INSANITY!!!!!! Why did Peter have to act like a dick through out most of the movie!?! Even before the symbiote attached itself to him, he was being a douche!
Oh yeah, The Dark Knight has updated its promotional "Joker" site:
http://whysoserious.com/
Some say that the decaying pumpkin is an unofficial countdown of some sorts. For those of you that may not know, the Jack-O-Lantern on the site is a homage to the cover for The Long Halloween #13. The comic is centered on the character of Two-Face, so maybe we'll get a first look at the film's version of him sometime before or on Halloween. Maybe.
I'm pretty sure you all are tired of reading. I know I'm tired of typing nonsense, so I will just post some comic strips.
I've grabbed myself like that before! *Grabs sides of flabby waste* WHERE DID MY ROLLS COME FROM!!!
Not only do I think the same thing about stupid elf names, but I also loathe the people who use them as screen names! This may anger some of you and you will want to retaliate, so I'm just gonna let you know right now that I don't give a fuck! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I've done the same thing with many other fictional characters.
Genius. Pure genius. I can see Hansel doing what The Lion does in this strip!
Damn you GTA!!!
Fucking robots!!!
The only reason I would ever become a teacher!
Am I blowin' yer minds yet!?!
I'll save more comic strips for later. Here are some videos from one of my favorite shows.
Click to view
But he's Wolverine!
Damn you sir.
Awesome. Just awesome.
Aside from him hating Wolverine (I do not consider the actor's name to be Hugh Jackman), this is my favorite character. My mom would sometimes watch this and she even thinks that is who I am most like. Then again, I usually give my mother smart ass remarks and continuously disrespect her. Hell, even Sal thinks I'm like this character. I guess if enough people say it, it must be true. Am I really this much of a cynical asshole? *Note: Watch similar videos for further reference
I'm not even gonna put this video on here. Just the link. I don't know how or why I found it, but it just fills me with so much hate. I can't even begin to describe how much hate I feel when I watch this trailer:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CCGTVaLu76Y
Awesome Robot Chicken videos!
That would have been my first question.
This would have made American History a whole lot better! Makes me feel patriotic.
This is how awesome Star Wars is! You can make an awesome skit based off the movies and the fans will love it! Suck on that L.O.T.R.!!! Suck on it long and hard. WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!