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Yuppie mom: We're never riding the subway again.
Little girl: Why?
Yuppie mom: Everyone keeps hitting you on the head.
Little girl: So? I love the subway.
Yuppie mom: Well, the subway doesn't love you.
Drunk guy #1: That's not even right, man. That girl is too hot to be standing next to that fugly woman.
Drunk guy #2: Excuse me, ma'am, could you move a few steps to the left? You're upsetting my friend.
Suit, after taking cashier's photo on his cellphone: See how photogenic you are?
Cashier: Why did he just take a picture of me?
Next customer: That was creepy.
Barista: That was creepy.
Tourist boyfriend: What's Avenue Q?
Tourist girlfriend: Well, in New York City there's a place called Alphabet City, and that's where they have Avenues A through Z.
Little girl: Why?
Yuppie mom: Everyone keeps hitting you on the head.
Little girl: So? I love the subway.
Yuppie mom: Well, the subway doesn't love you.
Drunk guy #1: That's not even right, man. That girl is too hot to be standing next to that fugly woman.
Drunk guy #2: Excuse me, ma'am, could you move a few steps to the left? You're upsetting my friend.
Suit, after taking cashier's photo on his cellphone: See how photogenic you are?
Cashier: Why did he just take a picture of me?
Next customer: That was creepy.
Barista: That was creepy.
Tourist boyfriend: What's Avenue Q?
Tourist girlfriend: Well, in New York City there's a place called Alphabet City, and that's where they have Avenues A through Z.