My School is Going Bats
There was a bat.
In the right-hand staircase.
Of my school.
I'm absolutely serious.
Here's how I found out:
My classes are like this on this partic-tac-ular day:
C-Floor 5
M-Floor 4
N-Floor 5
Now, as I'm in the high-level C&M (I'm just smart like that), my classmates have this:
M-Floor 4
C-Floor 5
N-Floor 5
I was going up to the 5th floor for N during our 60 seconds I counted 'five minute' break between classes, and of course my classmates are there too, but I notice that they and the lower grade is swarming around the classroom to the right of the N classroom. I finish walking up the stairs, put down my binder on a table, and
BOOM
my friendwhowillbespokenofinmoredetaillater pops up and says "THERE'S A BAT WITH RABIES IN THE STAIRCASE!"
Once we got into the classroom for N, we pestered our poor N teacher into telling us this:
One of the teachers, who will be known as TBOTA (The Bravest Of Them All) was attacked almost had the bat land on her saw the bat.
Now, this is that one teacher who is pretty and nice and you like, but people don't seem to pay attention in their class. It also annoys the heck out of you, because they're all texting and generally being annoying.
Okay, back on track. So TBOTA was attacked almost had the bat land on her saw the bat, and I naturally assumed she would go home after that.
She stayed to chaperone our break and to teach our disrespectful class.
So this is a shoutout to TBOTA for being one of the most amazing people I've ever met and teaching me something about perserverance and not just whether or not we can sort on Shabbat.
Thank god for our janitor and the Batman he called.
Ha. Ha.
Joke of the day:
Do you really need one after that?
In the right-hand staircase.
Of my school.
I'm absolutely serious.
Here's how I found out:
My classes are like this on this partic-tac-ular day:
C-Floor 5
M-Floor 4
N-Floor 5
Now, as I'm in the high-level C&M (I'm just smart like that), my classmates have this:
M-Floor 4
C-Floor 5
N-Floor 5
I was going up to the 5th floor for N during our 60 seconds I counted 'five minute' break between classes, and of course my classmates are there too, but I notice that they and the lower grade is swarming around the classroom to the right of the N classroom. I finish walking up the stairs, put down my binder on a table, and
BOOM
my friendwhowillbespokenofinmoredetaillater pops up and says "THERE'S A BAT WITH RABIES IN THE STAIRCASE!"
Once we got into the classroom for N, we pestered our poor N teacher into telling us this:
One of the teachers, who will be known as TBOTA (The Bravest Of Them All) was attacked almost had the bat land on her saw the bat.
Now, this is that one teacher who is pretty and nice and you like, but people don't seem to pay attention in their class. It also annoys the heck out of you, because they're all texting and generally being annoying.
Okay, back on track. So TBOTA was attacked almost had the bat land on her saw the bat, and I naturally assumed she would go home after that.
She stayed to chaperone our break and to teach our disrespectful class.
So this is a shoutout to TBOTA for being one of the most amazing people I've ever met and teaching me something about perserverance and not just whether or not we can sort on Shabbat.
Thank god for our janitor and the Batman he called.
Ha. Ha.
Joke of the day:
Do you really need one after that?