Recent Commercials

[dagonell]

5 Hour Energy Drink
*alarm clock rings*   "No time for coffee, I have to leave for work in twenty minutes."

Twenty minutes???  Who the hell sets their alarm for twenty minutes before they have to be out the door?  I'm lucky if I can do it in 45.  And most coffeemakers have timers now, it can be working before you're up.

Mercedes Benz
"More luxury, more

Comments

[poltr1]

Taco Bell's slogan, "Why Pay More!" It's phrased as a question, so why isn't it punctuated with a question mark?

Oh yeah, and that one '80s song, "It Don't Mean Nothing". As one of my English teachers said, "Don't use no double negatives." If it don't mean nothing, surely it must mean something.