Recent Commercials
5 Hour Energy Drink
*alarm clock rings* "No time for coffee, I have to leave for work in twenty minutes."
Twenty minutes??? Who the hell sets their alarm for twenty minutes before they have to be out the door? I'm lucky if I can do it in 45. And most coffeemakers have timers now, it can be working before you're up.
Mercedes Benz
"More luxury, more class, less doors"
*Ahem!* Fewer doors. Doors are a countable object and therefore take the definitive adjective!
Fallsview Casino
"Hi! I'm Kelly. I'll be your masseuse today."
Nope! A masseuse is a woman. You're a masseur. Do you really think I'm going to entrust my body to someone who doesn't even know the correct word for what he's doing???
Geico Insurance
"Home is where the heart is. It's a lovely sentiment. I have a better one. Home is where the savings is."
Have you ever seen English majors cringe? Savings is a plural noun, therefore it takes a plural verb. Home is where the savings are!
Is it any wonder the current generation can't spell or speak well? When they're exposed to this? So, what commercial has grammar to make you cringe?
*alarm clock rings* "No time for coffee, I have to leave for work in twenty minutes."
Twenty minutes??? Who the hell sets their alarm for twenty minutes before they have to be out the door? I'm lucky if I can do it in 45. And most coffeemakers have timers now, it can be working before you're up.
Mercedes Benz
"More luxury, more class, less doors"
*Ahem!* Fewer doors. Doors are a countable object and therefore take the definitive adjective!
Fallsview Casino
"Hi! I'm Kelly. I'll be your masseuse today."
Nope! A masseuse is a woman. You're a masseur. Do you really think I'm going to entrust my body to someone who doesn't even know the correct word for what he's doing???
Geico Insurance
"Home is where the heart is. It's a lovely sentiment. I have a better one. Home is where the savings is."
Have you ever seen English majors cringe? Savings is a plural noun, therefore it takes a plural verb. Home is where the savings are!
Is it any wonder the current generation can't spell or speak well? When they're exposed to this? So, what commercial has grammar to make you cringe?