I cannot express how wrong this is and how wrong it sounds like it's going to get. This is the intro video to Activision's "Spanish for Everyone" tutorial game for Nintendo DS.

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Either I'm totally drowsy and have no idea why I'm still awake, or I'm watching Batman Forever dubbed in Spanish.

Or some combination of the two.

This is a pretty small role for Drew Barrymore to take. I wonder what that was all about.