I should grow out my pubes. Then maybe my penis will get grabbed and pulled by random girls, too.
My hair should feel ashamed of itself. Letting girls playfully tug on it, then telling it to undress (take out the hairtie and let it down), and getting itself all felt up (revitalizing it from its tightened ponytail form and arranging it around my face and head).
So we've well established that girls either 1.) are jealous of my gorgeous flowing locks or 2.) like when guys have long hair (their words: "sexy"). And the vote for whether to let my hair continue growing or to cut it a couple inches has now been shifted in favor of the former just by tonight's surprise group of coworker votes.
Personally, I still think it needs to be cut. It's getting hard to manage.
So we've well established that girls either 1.) are jealous of my gorgeous flowing locks or 2.) like when guys have long hair (their words: "sexy"). And the vote for whether to let my hair continue growing or to cut it a couple inches has now been shifted in favor of the former just by tonight's surprise group of coworker votes.
Personally, I still think it needs to be cut. It's getting hard to manage.