You're supergay!
Dunk your son into a deep pool of water. If he floats to the top, he is full of buoyant gaymotrons (identified by physicists as the gay particle) and therefore gay. If he sinks to the bottom and drowns, he is a poor swimmer and unathletic and therefore gay. If he begins to sink and then just sorta hangs there, the water is gay.
In other news.
I stole my brother's guitar and started learning some chords. OW MY POOR WEE HANDS OW OW OW. I like E minor and D. Everything else can suck it. Who am I to even attempt music anyway? This is the girl who, in music class, got a B in clapping.
Saw Murderball last night with Marie. It was quite good! Most of those guys are SO badass. The dude with no hands could still completely toast my ass in my basketball. And Zupan - the bald one with the tattoos - was v. hot.
In other news.
I stole my brother's guitar and started learning some chords. OW MY POOR WEE HANDS OW OW OW. I like E minor and D. Everything else can suck it. Who am I to even attempt music anyway? This is the girl who, in music class, got a B in clapping.
Saw Murderball last night with Marie. It was quite good! Most of those guys are SO badass. The dude with no hands could still completely toast my ass in my basketball. And Zupan - the bald one with the tattoos - was v. hot.