I've meant for a while now to go back and do that anonymous meme in which you say something about everyone on your flist.
kiss_me_hard recently posted something that made me think of it, and apparently I now have that much free time. Whoo.
I used to think that you fucking hated me :X ahahh I love you and wish you posted more. Your icons always own. Even when you hate stuff that I like it's always genuine and not because you think it makes you look TOTALLY INDIE or whatever, and that kicks ass. Sometimes you like the most random shit. I want to hang out with you and your friends because you seem like some crazy fuckers.
mordecai I love you, but never ever talk to you. Your life is chock-full o' angst, and when I see your posts I get bummed in empathy. I get the impression that you are either apathetic about me or think I'm annoying. (I wouldn't blame you.)
You're very opinionated for your age. Our views on some things differ, but I don't mind, and I'm always surprised by how stoically you cope with people sometimes even attacking your positions. Though it doesn't affect my affection for you, for some reason I think if you wrote anything and I read it I would hate it.
You've been a very long time acquaintance even though we barely ever interact. I like you alot, but you are a bit of an attention-fiend and - though never to me - you can be a serious bitch. But you seem like the type who can take being told that. Hell, you probably agree :D
I have this image of you as a total geek!slut who drinks alot. AHAHahah it's probably not who you are at all but I do. Sorry.
You are the single coolest person ever and I have a total crush on you, but don't tell my boyfriend, kthx. Because you are a modest sonofabitch, you will not guess this one.
sporkninja YOU POST A WHOLE FUCKING LOT. I feel bad because I never have anything to say to you. We're kind of friends-by-extension-of-other-people.
boysnoggage We've just recently met through some friends and I feel a bit sketchy about you because you really remind me of one of them and I can't separate you guys completely in my head. We'll probably talk more in the future.
I think you have no idea who I am, but your journal is so fucking interesting. I hope everything works out for you. I don't always feel like you deserve it to, but I still hope it does.
You are SO CUTE and extremely nice but I feel like you have too many friends already.
cloudonmytongue I can't fathom why you have me on your flist because you are really intelligent and into really complicated stuff and I'm a bit retarded. Whatever. I am very fond of you. I'd love to pick your brain in a pub sometime. Don't ask why I specifically said a pub, because I really don't know.
AHahah I fucking love you. We used to talk on aim all the time, and we don't so much anymore, but you are still my psycho of love.
We go weeks/months without talking but everytime we do it's always like I LOVE YOOOOOU. It works for us, for some reason. You are wonderful. I think you need to know that more than you do.
Sometimes I get the impression that you hate me. I can take or leave you when you're in a bad mood, but when you're happy, as long as it's not just the two of us, you're a riot. You have such a bum deal in your life that I can forgive you for being unpleasant alot of the time.
You're out of your mind. Alot of people give (or have given) you shit about it. Fuck them, you rock.
You don't im me very often, but when you do, you don't stop for several hours. I can't handle that.
I am starting to be convinced that you are a robot comprised of about three other people on my flist. You are incredibly mysterious. Sometimes you make me laugh hysterically until I fall out of my chair, and sometimes you're a bit dull.
Aww, you have such a cute personality. I really just want to snuggle up with you and watch a movie and eat pocky or something.
For some reason bad shit always happens to you and I am always the last to know. This is unfair of the universe, as you are one of the coolest inhabitants thereof. I love love love you, and I am jealous of the jew who gets to HAVE YOU IN HER BED next month, and ha ha you already know who this is whatever LOVE ♥ you are my favourite lesbian.
genki_yasha You are so wrapped up in fandom stuff that I have no idea what you're like.
I love you. So much. You are this insane little ball of sunshine that rolled into my life and set everything on fire. But like, cheerful, loud fire. ♥
abstruse_soul I THINK YOU ARE AWESOME. You're involved in one thing that I think is really stupid and obnoxious and mean-spirited but I can respect it because you're so damn cool.
AHAHahah I think you're very funny and really cool and I fear that it would be quite hard to get your attention :-x! you are suprisingly nice for someone who seems to stake a reputation on being a bitch. I like your icons.
I really want you to like me, for some reason. You are such a talented artist and you have a goofy sort of air about you that I find really cool.
Your life doesn't really interest me, but I love your posts about what's going on in your head. You seem v. easy-going and I'd probably like you if I met you.
You bitch and moan about everything but in that way that a grumbling old grandpa does, a sort of comforting, unchanging thing. I like your outlook on life. I really want to sit you down sometime and make you tell me your life story, because what I've heard of it is fucking fascinating.
Ahahah I have known you for forever and some things about you never change, which is really comforting. I used to think you had a really clingy personality, which might be a little true, but with you it's mostly just cute. We are too mellow regarding each other to have one of those supertight friendships but I think you're nifty and we always seem to be the first to offer each other internet hugs when we've got Issues going down. Sometimes you say things that remind me alot of myself and that's a bit trippy.
bnh You have an amazing rack. This is pretty much all we talk about. :P We have a bunch of interests in common but for some reason never talk about them.
You are one of the single most adorable people in the universe. Even when you are making dirty jokes they come out as cute and sweet and innocent. I love you alot.
I was really confused by you for a while because it took me forever to figure out that you had changed journals. You're like that friend of a friend that you think is really cool but don't have anything in common with no matter how hard you try.
I LOVE YOU. You are, like, my adopted mother. Anytime I put up a freak-out post it always seems to be your comment that calms me down. I hate that your life isn't easier, but you manage, because you're capable like that. You give me hope for happy, normal, loving families/marriages. You totally know who this is, too, don't you ♥
magickalmolly You're fucking hilarious. I don't know what you do to keep up all that energy, but damn.
mysweetwitness Your neuroses are really cute no matter what you say. I quite like you and I always love seeing comments from you. You are a big dork in a great way.
You're cheery and friendly but another person to whom I never seem to speak. I want to get to know you, 'cause I think we'd probably get along super sexily.
Your brain scares me in wonderful ways. You're one of the most absurd people I've ever encountered and I love it.
I don't know you at all, I just think your drawings are adorable and I like your journal entries. You're extremely upbeat in an unannoying way.
You get alot of ass. This is my prevailing impression of you.
You seem to get dicked over alot, and that sucks, because you don't deserve it.
You're like the seventieth person on this list who rocks that I don't know very well. I can't even actually keep you all straight. Fuck.
Guess who you are - at least one honest guess, even if it sounds self-centered. If you're right, I'll tell you :) if not, I might choose not to.