*trendwhorage is a lie.*

*is, however... somewhere, as Ralphies who are actually currently female are wont to be. And drinking tea, as they are always wont to do. And looking rather like an emoangel who might possibly appreciate company. People know who they are. Not that she won't at least talk to anyone.*

*rather exasperatedly* What is it with typists and "turkey"? *sighs* There was this auction-thing and I've apparently been sold off like a piece of meat to the highest bidder. Which one of you was it, anyway?

Typist: Hi, Amanda. :D If any one else wants to send someone over to harass emoangel who is currently cheerfulemoangel, feel free to.