Dec 15, 2005 22:58
SO, a friend of mine had this as their away message, and because I know we have all either just done this, or are still working on going through it, heres a little finals humor for ya! Can't wait to see you!
Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would loosen up their thinking.
I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went ablur,
I just couldn't study.
I'd nearly concluded
That life was too cruel,
With futures depending
On grades had in school.
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On last year's exams!
On Wingit and Slingit
And last minute crams"
"Your teachers have pegged you
So just do your best
Happy Finals to All
And to All, a good test."