It's powdered sugar...it's delicious.
First off, just let me congratulate Dwayne Jarret, Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart, and most importantly, Pete Carrol on continuing USC's dominance on the football field. Fuck YOU, Notre Dame. How you like 'dem apples? Fight the fuck on!!!
Wowzer. Haven't updated in about ninety years now, so I guess I'll listen to that creepy annoying person who keeps leaving anonymous comments on my posts about wanting me to update more. Thank YOU, whoever you are. Pssst...over here...I think the weirdo is J-Lo, but let's keep that between me and you. Thanks.
Anyway, my attitude's definitely changed since my last post. My attitude regarding women and hooking up, that is. I've been talking to this girl Alexis, a senior Tri-Delt here at SC, for a little over three weeks now, and I must say, she is amazing. I've been having a blast with her, and I'm definitely going to ask her to be my girlfriend in two to three weeks. Hopefully she'll accept, and I'll try and keep you guys updated if you want. There ARE, however, other potential hook-ups around, but I don't want to screw this up. If it falls through, then I guess I'm all for those hook-ups. But until then, I'm playing it smart.
What else? Well, I'm sitting in Leavey Library's computer lab right now studying for a midterm, and boy am I on A LOT of Adderall. This shit is amazing. It works miracles, and thank God for it. Luckily my roommate has ADD. By the way, if anyone knows a bunch about music videos and their significance in society, call me RIGHT NOW!!! I could use your help.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna try and get some studying done. I'll be writing more in about an hour...
Well, it's actually about four and a half hours later, but I got my entire music video study guide typed up, and I feel pretty good about it. A solid nine pages. I just have a bit more reading to do, and I'm sure I'll be ready to rape this midterm...politely, of course. And oh yeah, if any of you want to know anything about pre-1990 music videos or MTV, leave a comment and I'll answer it...easily, bitches.
Let's see...what else can I write about while putting off my French homework? Oh yeah!!! I turned 21, bitches. SWEET GOD, was that fucking fun. At midnight on October 8th, I was with the girl Alexis I mentioned earlier at her apartment, and she was sweet enough to pop a bottle of champagne, do a cheer for me (she's on the competitive cheer team here at SC), and even walk with me to ATO where we did mad body shots and sake bombs. Needless to say, I threw up soon afterwards, but I ended up crashing back at her place. So, all in all, that was a very good night.
On the actual evening of my birthday, which was a Saturday, thank God, I rounded up some of the guys in my house to go to Miyagi's on Sunset. Jesus, I had so much fucking fun. Three or four rounds of free shots for me and the guys from the bartenders, and to top it all off, met two very hot Armenian chicks, and hooked up with one of them. I ended up spending about ninety dollars, and we ended up leaving around 2am. Once I got back to the house, I continued to drink and blacked out. No throwing up, though, so that's good.
That following Tuesday, I met Alexis and some of the guys at the on-campus bar, Traditions. And oh yeah, played a game of beirut that went into QUADRUPLE OVERTIME!!! Most epic game ever, by the way. We ended up winning, and I ended up leaving with Alexis and heading to Del Taco for a Chicken Cheddar Quesadilla, two Beef Burritos, and a Chicken Soft Taco, my usual order. Alexis spent that night at my place, and the night was good.
The next day, went to Traddie's again and proceeded to black out and try to fight people. I ended up slapping one of our pledges and attempting to fight the rest. That resulted in me getting slapped pretty hard by one of the guys in the house I DID NOT want to fight...even when I'm blacked out. Good times...good times.
What else? I'm still working at the Dental School here at SC, and we just hired a new employee. A fresh UCLA graduate who is not too bad to look at, which got the wheels in my head turning since I already nailed one employee there. I REALLY doubt this one will happen for some reason, though. Whatevs...
Alright, I think I'm gonna get to this Goddamn French work. What. A. Fucking. Waste. Of. Time. Thank YOU, France, for ruining my life. Until next time, restez vers le haut, et continuez à obtenir cet argent, chiennes. Au revoir.
Wowzer. Haven't updated in about ninety years now, so I guess I'll listen to that creepy annoying person who keeps leaving anonymous comments on my posts about wanting me to update more. Thank YOU, whoever you are. Pssst...over here...I think the weirdo is J-Lo, but let's keep that between me and you. Thanks.
Anyway, my attitude's definitely changed since my last post. My attitude regarding women and hooking up, that is. I've been talking to this girl Alexis, a senior Tri-Delt here at SC, for a little over three weeks now, and I must say, she is amazing. I've been having a blast with her, and I'm definitely going to ask her to be my girlfriend in two to three weeks. Hopefully she'll accept, and I'll try and keep you guys updated if you want. There ARE, however, other potential hook-ups around, but I don't want to screw this up. If it falls through, then I guess I'm all for those hook-ups. But until then, I'm playing it smart.
What else? Well, I'm sitting in Leavey Library's computer lab right now studying for a midterm, and boy am I on A LOT of Adderall. This shit is amazing. It works miracles, and thank God for it. Luckily my roommate has ADD. By the way, if anyone knows a bunch about music videos and their significance in society, call me RIGHT NOW!!! I could use your help.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna try and get some studying done. I'll be writing more in about an hour...
Well, it's actually about four and a half hours later, but I got my entire music video study guide typed up, and I feel pretty good about it. A solid nine pages. I just have a bit more reading to do, and I'm sure I'll be ready to rape this midterm...politely, of course. And oh yeah, if any of you want to know anything about pre-1990 music videos or MTV, leave a comment and I'll answer it...easily, bitches.
Let's see...what else can I write about while putting off my French homework? Oh yeah!!! I turned 21, bitches. SWEET GOD, was that fucking fun. At midnight on October 8th, I was with the girl Alexis I mentioned earlier at her apartment, and she was sweet enough to pop a bottle of champagne, do a cheer for me (she's on the competitive cheer team here at SC), and even walk with me to ATO where we did mad body shots and sake bombs. Needless to say, I threw up soon afterwards, but I ended up crashing back at her place. So, all in all, that was a very good night.
On the actual evening of my birthday, which was a Saturday, thank God, I rounded up some of the guys in my house to go to Miyagi's on Sunset. Jesus, I had so much fucking fun. Three or four rounds of free shots for me and the guys from the bartenders, and to top it all off, met two very hot Armenian chicks, and hooked up with one of them. I ended up spending about ninety dollars, and we ended up leaving around 2am. Once I got back to the house, I continued to drink and blacked out. No throwing up, though, so that's good.
That following Tuesday, I met Alexis and some of the guys at the on-campus bar, Traditions. And oh yeah, played a game of beirut that went into QUADRUPLE OVERTIME!!! Most epic game ever, by the way. We ended up winning, and I ended up leaving with Alexis and heading to Del Taco for a Chicken Cheddar Quesadilla, two Beef Burritos, and a Chicken Soft Taco, my usual order. Alexis spent that night at my place, and the night was good.
The next day, went to Traddie's again and proceeded to black out and try to fight people. I ended up slapping one of our pledges and attempting to fight the rest. That resulted in me getting slapped pretty hard by one of the guys in the house I DID NOT want to fight...even when I'm blacked out. Good times...good times.
What else? I'm still working at the Dental School here at SC, and we just hired a new employee. A fresh UCLA graduate who is not too bad to look at, which got the wheels in my head turning since I already nailed one employee there. I REALLY doubt this one will happen for some reason, though. Whatevs...
Alright, I think I'm gonna get to this Goddamn French work. What. A. Fucking. Waste. Of. Time. Thank YOU, France, for ruining my life. Until next time, restez vers le haut, et continuez à obtenir cet argent, chiennes. Au revoir.