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Nov 03, 2003 22:29

man it took me like five tries to signed onto livejournal, i kept typing in the password all FUCKED UP. i think i got it right, well you guys tell me about it.

so what up fuckers? you aint never talked back to me on dis shit. fuckers you tell me how im doing. there turns a great point in life when guys realize their balls have dropped. its like hell yeah my balls doubled in size. hell yeah i would like to do that again. id have the biggest balls in the fucking world, not like i dont already.

but what about you guys, you just sittn there listening to me babbler on it in journal. and you fucking like it.

ehh yo. i be telling you the truth about people now.. yo adam you a bitch. samis, what the fuck you doing, hell no, you aint eating that twinkie. jc, we told your mommie on you, your going to be grounded boy. alicia, im after you, i have a microscopic cameraspider that going to eat you. junkie jodie, fuck you you aint getting one cigarette. ahhh shit, sean you be homo.

one puff two puff 1 burn and away we go!!! off to the magic of camolot. there we find lancealot (adam) and that one bitch that he fucked (bobbly joe hoe) there they ran off together, and fucked some random hobo. when king auther (rufis) found out he fucked their shit up. im telling you, that motherfucker crazy. the rufis found excaliber (pbr) and beat the shit out of his son with it. see i tell you, noone fucks with king auther

wild thing you make my heart sing. shit i was playing hearts on the computer here, west was kicking my ass, i fucked norths shit all up.

ehh yo, i swept the driveway. now you fuckers with jobs, you think your shit dont stink. get out there and do some real work. noone cares how fast you can make a happy meal. shit, grab a broom mother fucker and dance. talking about dance, ms taboo made theres fucked up looking dancers. i wanted to smack that bitch for her fucked up shit. but i said nah man, let it go, let it go

fuck shit, i wanted to watch simpsons but noooo i forgot like a fucking moron. im fucking stupid. i need to go to special school and eat special food cause my ass to stupid to eat normal food, im such a dumbass, its a compliment to call me brainless, cause my brain all stupid too.

fuck, i forgot how to post, im just sitting here telling you guys that

and why the fuck are you still reading this fucker, get a fucking life and read something usefull like the bible and learn about jesus and the 13 fisherman he fucked or whatever that jackass did.

XxfaithxbitesxX: your supposed to rape midgets
ThabonFunk: you look enought like a midget
XxfaithxbitesxX: im 5`6 too tall to be a midget
ThabonFunk: you still short
ThabonFunk: you a midget to the size of my big boner
XxfaithxbitesxX: are you trying to scare me? its working

hahaha

ThabonFunk: hes going to kill you man? i fuck his shit up
Sins Of Evil Men: you gonna save me?
ThabonFunk: hell no
Sins Of Evil Men: why not
ThabonFunk: after that ill rape you
Sins Of Evil Men: haha!
ThabonFunk: then let your dad have at you
Sins Of Evil Men: lol
Sins Of Evil Men: no
Sins Of Evil Men: see
Sins Of Evil Men: you are sposed to be the hero
Sins Of Evil Men: and save me
Sins Of Evil Men: and then get the pussy
Sins Of Evil Men: hahaha
ThabonFunk: nah life don work like that, it more like i get the pussie then i become the hero

hahahahahaha, im the fucking man. im telling you life is like that, once you get the pussy you become the hero. that system before was all fucked up, YOU WERE DOING IT BACKWORD DUMBASS. some people need to beaten in the head for being so stupid, like me.

i think i just typed out enough, i only got 50 minutes of random thoughts that hit my head. now you tell me, what the hell is on your mind bitches?
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