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im being stalked! some fat bitch that is 8 times the size of me has been following me around. this is the same bitch that stalked me back in 10th grade. im fearing that she will mistake me for a jelly doughnut and try to eat me. well i at least escaped with my life today. it only required me running full speed down the hallway.
haha, i was almost late to school today. but there was a accident on some street, and the pricipal give us an extra minute. woo hoo
mother fucking busses think they own the road. there was this one bus riding down the middle of the street, i had to swirve just to avoid hitting it.
so its mating season already. time for me to hunt for chicks. something thats not 8 times the size of me though. during this time of year, my chances go from impossible to hopeless. thats an improvement.
mmmmmm, i want me some cherry cigaretts, i wish i was not broke.
haha, i was almost late to school today. but there was a accident on some street, and the pricipal give us an extra minute. woo hoo
mother fucking busses think they own the road. there was this one bus riding down the middle of the street, i had to swirve just to avoid hitting it.
so its mating season already. time for me to hunt for chicks. something thats not 8 times the size of me though. during this time of year, my chances go from impossible to hopeless. thats an improvement.
mmmmmm, i want me some cherry cigaretts, i wish i was not broke.