America is the hat the ass wears...
You know a country's divided when:
- a considerable percentage of politicians don't vote for their own party
- only one percent of the Independant party vote for the Independent party
- there's no freak state solidarity (Alaska and Hawaii have let me down D:)
- the division spreads to the nation above (I swear we follow the election almost as much as you do)
But for all you democrats out there, take heart! There is a reasonable solution for all you who wish to escape a flailing economy and national debt!
Canada Now Accepting: Isn't It About Time?
Tired of a growing national debt, debilitating wars, and a president that resembles a monkey? Tired having your pocket picked for the sake of lower taxes for the rich? Looking to escape the dreaded 'four more years' chant of the republicans?
IMMIGRATE TO CANADA TODAY!
Now offering:
-Flu shots to all citizens, free of charge
-Cheap prescription medication and free public health care
-Approved homosexual union rights by law
-An effort towards environmental improvement through Kyoto
-Plenty of housing space
-Lower crime rates
-A rapidly growing economy, with a dollar that has increased it's value 19 cents compared to the sinking American dollar in the past two years
-Better tasting beer
-Lower drinking age
-A peaceful mentality
-A govenment that still sucks, but at least has a sense of humour
-A multi-party voting system based on the candidate voted from each riding that is a vast improvement upon the flawed 'electoral college'
-An improved education system ranked as one of the highest in the world
-High regard for its citizens internationally
-The coolest looking money in the world, including the world's first coloured coins ever in circulation
-No southern accents, and two national languages (English and French)
-Sports that are original instead of being cheap knock-offs of European sports (baseball and football, I'm looking at you)
-Best damn hockey in the world, even at the non-locked out provincial level
-Nightly news programs with less bias, and no damn marquee at the bottom
-Less rap, and no Brittney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or Hilary Duff (you still have to put up with Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne, but considering the alternatives..)
-Diverse multicultural acceptance
-Our flag is easier to draw
-Embraces its roots instead of mocks them
-A parliamentary system that is more democratic than a presidency, with easier methods of replacing a failing government
-And so much more!
Canada: We may be bland, but at least we're not under attack.
- a considerable percentage of politicians don't vote for their own party
- only one percent of the Independant party vote for the Independent party
- there's no freak state solidarity (Alaska and Hawaii have let me down D:)
- the division spreads to the nation above (I swear we follow the election almost as much as you do)
But for all you democrats out there, take heart! There is a reasonable solution for all you who wish to escape a flailing economy and national debt!
Canada Now Accepting: Isn't It About Time?
Tired of a growing national debt, debilitating wars, and a president that resembles a monkey? Tired having your pocket picked for the sake of lower taxes for the rich? Looking to escape the dreaded 'four more years' chant of the republicans?
IMMIGRATE TO CANADA TODAY!
Now offering:
-Flu shots to all citizens, free of charge
-Cheap prescription medication and free public health care
-Approved homosexual union rights by law
-An effort towards environmental improvement through Kyoto
-Plenty of housing space
-Lower crime rates
-A rapidly growing economy, with a dollar that has increased it's value 19 cents compared to the sinking American dollar in the past two years
-Better tasting beer
-Lower drinking age
-A peaceful mentality
-A govenment that still sucks, but at least has a sense of humour
-A multi-party voting system based on the candidate voted from each riding that is a vast improvement upon the flawed 'electoral college'
-An improved education system ranked as one of the highest in the world
-High regard for its citizens internationally
-The coolest looking money in the world, including the world's first coloured coins ever in circulation
-No southern accents, and two national languages (English and French)
-Sports that are original instead of being cheap knock-offs of European sports (baseball and football, I'm looking at you)
-Best damn hockey in the world, even at the non-locked out provincial level
-Nightly news programs with less bias, and no damn marquee at the bottom
-Less rap, and no Brittney Spears, Jessica Simpson, or Hilary Duff (you still have to put up with Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne, but considering the alternatives..)
-Diverse multicultural acceptance
-Our flag is easier to draw
-Embraces its roots instead of mocks them
-A parliamentary system that is more democratic than a presidency, with easier methods of replacing a failing government
-And so much more!
Canada: We may be bland, but at least we're not under attack.