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[da_solo]

RING RING

"Hello?"

"No, Alex doesn't have this phone number anymore."

"Look, I'd love to tell him to 'come outside and get his shit' but Alex isn't here."

"No, I don't know where you can reach him. I don't know Alex. He used to have this number, now he doesn't. "

Next time I'm just going to tell them Alex is dead.

[sigh]