oh my god the dog has shit on his balls!
hey my peeps,
Rat here saying whats going on to the world. ah yes this little hammock of mine is so awesome i see so much without ever having to leave. although i have to take one hell of a major dump....................................................... ok anyway thought you guys would want to know that. But seriously folks, the last few days have been shall we say "fun?" For one Chris came home on friday i think i heard him say he was going to western Illinois for the weekend or month i dont know. I guess when he runs out of condoms and girls to spred his seed to he will come home. That odd-ball collin is around somewhere but he leaves at like 11:30 at night and dosnet come home till like 8 to 8:30 in the A.M. maybe work or something but who wants to go into the zoo at night and catch all the animals making woopie on each other. Next thing i know dogs will be living with cats in perfect harmony. WAIT we have a cat and a dog but they dont like each other i dont think. The dog always wants to chase the cat around and the cat is like "dog man smoke some weed and calm down" "CHILL OUT BRO" Oh and for those people who are wondering that spray stuff called AXE? or something is extremely flammable even though it dosent say it is. I almost burned my tail off. SO that big hunk of man known as dave is always on that damn phone. Every time i see him walk past my corner he is on that damn thing. He is going to get cancer of the mouth on of these days then he might (and i use this word lightly) MIGHT stop eating for once. He even eats my food. Now alot of you out there might be wondering how I can spell so good without any education at all. Keep wondering. Anyway time to go and watch paul and his g/f go make some weird noises and scream and whatever else they do down there.
Keep on living,
Rat
Rat here saying whats going on to the world. ah yes this little hammock of mine is so awesome i see so much without ever having to leave. although i have to take one hell of a major dump....................................................... ok anyway thought you guys would want to know that. But seriously folks, the last few days have been shall we say "fun?" For one Chris came home on friday i think i heard him say he was going to western Illinois for the weekend or month i dont know. I guess when he runs out of condoms and girls to spred his seed to he will come home. That odd-ball collin is around somewhere but he leaves at like 11:30 at night and dosnet come home till like 8 to 8:30 in the A.M. maybe work or something but who wants to go into the zoo at night and catch all the animals making woopie on each other. Next thing i know dogs will be living with cats in perfect harmony. WAIT we have a cat and a dog but they dont like each other i dont think. The dog always wants to chase the cat around and the cat is like "dog man smoke some weed and calm down" "CHILL OUT BRO" Oh and for those people who are wondering that spray stuff called AXE? or something is extremely flammable even though it dosent say it is. I almost burned my tail off. SO that big hunk of man known as dave is always on that damn phone. Every time i see him walk past my corner he is on that damn thing. He is going to get cancer of the mouth on of these days then he might (and i use this word lightly) MIGHT stop eating for once. He even eats my food. Now alot of you out there might be wondering how I can spell so good without any education at all. Keep wondering. Anyway time to go and watch paul and his g/f go make some weird noises and scream and whatever else they do down there.
Keep on living,
Rat