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Oct 14, 2004 22:46

HAHAHAHAHA i am free from that death camp i have been living in. After escaping the corner of collin's room I managed to break into his laptop after dropping it on the floor to conquer this so called cyber space. After looking for romance on E-harmony.com to my surprise I notice no mice to spread my loving. So I decided to establish my self online with this so called Live journal. Someone needs to hear my story someone needs to know about Collin's wild nights of drinking and the abuse he lays on me. Someone needs to keep a count on the constant women that chris brings into his room. And someone that is capable of speaking needs to shut Dave up and remind him who is in charge of this house. And also where I buried Paul's dog. Any who,..... Today I manage to make my trip down to the kitchen via "cat" to lay upon the beer that collin always keeps in stock. After stealing three and drinking nine. I stumble myself downstairs where I had a staring competition with the Dog. I won. After that I snuck away with the cat where I saw him him shat into a box full of liter. Amazed how he just poops with no privacy makes me sick but then again he is able to lick himself which makes me jealous. How I hate him. After hearing David's car pull into the drive way from his trip to Marquette I raced up to collin's room and with my grappling hook hidden under my.......fur. I got back into my place along with the fish and laid back making none the wiser. Dave Harrison stopped by as I heard the guys race off to the bar. Meaning Collin will come home soon with a hooker or a girl that looks like one. or even Mary S. God thank the duck who lives outside in the front lawn gave me ear plug and a blind fold for christmas.

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