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d_onex

Yes sir. No sir.

Apr 20, 2008 00:28

So I took Renard to the bus station in Buffalo today. Crossing the border was fun ( Read more... )

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renard_v April 21 2008, 22:07:33 UTC

FUCKIN SHIT LADY DO I SOUND LIKE I ORDERED A SPANISH INQUISITION

No but really it was pretty hilarious in retrospect. I mean, I think the guy inside the actual immigration building was kind of just putting on the hard ass attitude; he seemed cool with everything, really. I mean if I were an immigrations officer I'd put on a hard attitude too

"Y'ALL NIGGAS GOIN WHERE? I'MA FUCK YOU UP GET BACK TO GANDHI-VILLE"

d_onex April 22 2008, 01:12:17 UTC

yeah, now that you're over there it's totally funny, but I'm never taking you over the border again unless you have some coming-back-to-Canada proof

Coming back was quite a stark contrast

"How long was your visit?"
"an hour. I just dropped my friend off at the bus station"
"Did you buy anything? alcohol? tobacco?"
"absolutely not"
"go ahead"

d_onex April 22 2008, 22:59:18 UTC

oh and next time, get your story straight!

"no sir, I don't have a job, but I have dropped off a bunch of resumes"

*minutes later, the immigration guy looks on renard's laptop, and finds his resume, which is clearly outdated*

"oh sorry, I haven't had the chance to update that"

I'm glad the guy didn't add these up; I was quite nervous when you said that

renard_v April 22 2008, 23:58:32 UTC

That was pretty funny and I realized I had slipped there. Overall it was an experience and I'm sure the guy knew we were legit

d_onex April 23 2008, 01:02:44 UTC

yeah dude, anyone who was trying to illegally immigrate would be a little more prepared than that :P

also, I liked when he said "millions of people try to illegally immigrate into the USA each year"

I'm thinkin' to myself "yeah, and I'm sure they're ALL trying to get over via the Peace Bridge >.>"

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